My sorostitute makes me a foot-long after I give her my 6 inch. TFM.

  1. WhoIsJohnGalt

    TFM Pledge messing things up again. The footlong needs to come first, and I don’t know why he shrunk it from 7″ to 6″.

    14 years ago at 8:05 am
    1. Oprah Is A Dyke

      Whoa Whoa Whoa, are you telling me that you get your sandwich before you fuck and TFM pledge personally shrunk your penis? I think you more problems bigger than worrying about a post on this website.

      14 years ago at 9:13 am
    2. Southern Improper

      Hahahaha you must really be BEATING THAT UP! Gayest post in history lol fail Friday!

      14 years ago at 9:16 am
  2. fratitat

    My dick is way longer than yours. Guess it comes from good breeding. I feel sorry for you. My slampeice doesn’t.

    14 years ago at 10:27 am
    1. Mward2002

      Cool story bro, thanks for telling the Internet you have a dick larger than the poster.

      14 years ago at 10:40 am
    2. Fraternity Lifestyle

      “Sorry I’m not sorry guys, but I have the biggest penis on the Internet. You’re gonna have to take my word for it. I’d show you a picture of it, but there are size limits on pictures.”

      14 years ago at 12:42 pm
    3. Pop and locksmith

      naw it’s not that bad, it’s not like i last more than 30 seconds anyways

      14 years ago at 3:04 pm
  3. Pledge Trainer Smith

    This is stupid. Everybody knows that the proper way to measure your penis is length x diameter + weight divided by the girth all over the angle of the tip squared.

    14 years ago at 12:03 pm
  4. Constantine Chapter

    hahahahahaha hilarious post and it’s a proven fact the bigger people say that their dick is the smaller it acctually is…and not I”m not a ******* this is what sorostitutes have told me about douchebags that go around proclaiming themselves to be the next John Holmes.

    14 years ago at 2:16 pm
  5. Bid

    Why did you make her a sandwich first? Didn’t you know she’d just make you a better one?

    14 years ago at 3:14 pm