Whoa Whoa Whoa, are you telling me that you get your sandwich before you fuck and TFM pledge personally shrunk your penis? I think you more problems bigger than worrying about a post on this website.
“Sorry I’m not sorry guys, but I have the biggest penis on the Internet. You’re gonna have to take my word for it. I’d show you a picture of it, but there are size limits on pictures.”
This is stupid. Everybody knows that the proper way to measure your penis is length x diameter + weight divided by the girth all over the angle of the tip squared.
hahahahahaha hilarious post and it’s a proven fact the bigger people say that their dick is the smaller it acctually is…and not I”m not a ******* this is what sorostitutes have told me about douchebags that go around proclaiming themselves to be the next John Holmes.
TFM Pledge messing things up again. The footlong needs to come first, and I don’t know why he shrunk it from 7″ to 6″.
14 years ago at 8:05 amBut she can make one afterwards too.
14 years ago at 8:06 amDouchebag ^
14 years ago at 9:11 amWhoa Whoa Whoa, are you telling me that you get your sandwich before you fuck and TFM pledge personally shrunk your penis? I think you more problems bigger than worrying about a post on this website.
14 years ago at 9:13 amHahahaha you must really be BEATING THAT UP! Gayest post in history lol fail Friday!
14 years ago at 9:16 am^^^ Are you a fucking 12 year old?
14 years ago at 9:53 amTFM Pledge only does Subway sizes.
14 years ago at 8:14 pmAverage sized dicks TFM.
14 years ago at 9:26 amSmall dicks- TFTC
14 years ago at 9:49 amHaha oh my
14 years ago at 11:22 am4 inchers FaF
14 years ago at 2:04 pmMicros. TFM.
14 years ago at 6:32 pmThis^
14 years ago at 6:34 pmMicropenises are the scariest looking disgraces to mankind on the planet.
14 years ago at 4:14 amMy dick is way longer than yours. Guess it comes from good breeding. I feel sorry for you. My slampeice doesn’t.
14 years ago at 10:27 amCool story bro, thanks for telling the Internet you have a dick larger than the poster.
14 years ago at 10:40 amThis^
14 years ago at 10:46 amI wish I was as cool as this guy. Ahh man now I am all sad.
14 years ago at 10:52 am“Sorry I’m not sorry guys, but I have the biggest penis on the Internet. You’re gonna have to take my word for it. I’d show you a picture of it, but there are size limits on pictures.”
14 years ago at 12:42 pm^ Egg salt to Fraternity Lifestyle.
14 years ago at 1:53 pmI guess you all have small dicks. That sucks.
14 years ago at 2:36 pmnaw it’s not that bad, it’s not like i last more than 30 seconds anyways
14 years ago at 3:04 pmslampiece**
14 years ago at 5:50 pm^ Your slampiece called, he says he wants the enlargement pills back.
14 years ago at 8:11 pmAnonymous dick measuring contests. TFM
14 years ago at 10:58 amThank you for not lying about the size of your penis. Frat on
14 years ago at 11:12 amYou should’ve reversed that, bud…
14 years ago at 11:45 amThis is stupid. Everybody knows that the proper way to measure your penis is length x diameter + weight divided by the girth all over the angle of the tip squared.
14 years ago at 12:03 pmYaw definitely plays a major factor
14 years ago at 12:13 pmSo now we see that “Randy” has a TMI of 6.1
14 years ago at 12:15 pmhahahaha this
14 years ago at 1:12 pm“We want our moms to stop tripping. Oh yeah, and fuck kyle.”
14 years ago at 11:15 pmYour sorostitute has a penis bigger than yours?
14 years ago at 12:20 pmhaha genius
14 years ago at 12:40 pmhahahahahaha hilarious post and it’s a proven fact the bigger people say that their dick is the smaller it acctually is…and not I”m not a ******* this is what sorostitutes have told me about douchebags that go around proclaiming themselves to be the next John Holmes.
14 years ago at 2:16 pmI have a 13″ penis.
14 years ago at 2:20 pm^ this
14 years ago at 6:15 pmWhy did you make her a sandwich first? Didn’t you know she’d just make you a better one?
14 years ago at 3:14 pm