New cart girls are warned about me as part of the hiring process at the club. TFM.

  1. Bid

    “Now, about this serial rapist, they haven’t caught him yet, and he’s been sighted on this course recently…”

    14 years ago at 10:25 am
    1. StayFrattyAlum

      Haha “this same serial cart-girl rapist was last seen on totalfratmove.com posting the same shitty TFM about every other day”

      14 years ago at 10:25 pm
  2. jimmy_broffett

    “According to Megan’s Law…. I’m required to inform you that I’m a sex offender.” TFM?

    14 years ago at 10:33 am
  3. carolinahaze

    What the fuck is with all the “cart girl” posts lately? Is having hot cart girls really a thing at most courses? My club has like one female cart attendant and she’s not even very attractive.

    14 years ago at 11:15 am
    1. phigamsecrets

      I do not speak ill of the great state of North Carolina, Carolinahaze, however, Diamond Creek is in Elk Park. You are a de facto Tennessee native, move closer to the coast if you want to become relatively adequate.

      14 years ago at 12:37 pm
    2. Sen J B Blutarsky

      Who needs cart girls? As you soon as you have cart girls, women will think that they should start playing the course. Pissing the middle of the fairway = FaF

      14 years ago at 4:41 pm
    3. ntwise

      attractive cart girls are a must. who doesn’t want to look at some nice ass delivering your beer to you?

      14 years ago at 7:07 pm
    4. BROwn out

      I’m liking these upper-middle class kids who think cart girls are on classy golf courses.

      14 years ago at 9:33 am
  4. Fratent Pending

    There are literally zero cart girls at my club. Just geeds and some old people.

    14 years ago at 2:57 pm