This is terrible. If you’re going to quote the great Billy Bob at least get it fuckin’ right. It’s a “pukin’ rally” not a puke and rally. Second if you really did pull a Dick Cheney and shoot your buddy then your hunting license should be revoked and no one should ever let you lay hands on a firearm again.
That sounds A LOT like one of the characters in the movie Wedding Crashers. I’m sure it’s someone you know personally though, that movie has been quoted on here enough to where a regular poster like you know better by now, so I’m sure its one of your pledge brothers in Missississippi or something.
On that note can you take me quail hunting sometime? Mississippi is a long way for me but my Prius gets an estimated 51 mpg, and I’ll fit in there as many pledge bros as possible so we can all haze quails and stuff
Oh rad I’m down, got to charge the ol’ Prius for a bit then I can head that way and I’ll contact you. Shouldn’t be hard to find you with that creative username of yours.
Trying too hard
14 years ago at 3:51 pmWay too hard, I have no idea what this guy is trying to say
14 years ago at 4:05 pmThis is terrible. If you’re going to quote the great Billy Bob at least get it fuckin’ right. It’s a “pukin’ rally” not a puke and rally. Second if you really did pull a Dick Cheney and shoot your buddy then your hunting license should be revoked and no one should ever let you lay hands on a firearm again.
14 years ago at 4:05 pmPuke and rally is an actual thing. But I agree that the post is terrible.
14 years ago at 4:17 pmIts from a movie you fuck
14 years ago at 5:15 pmI have better things to do with my time than watch the same movie so often I recognize every misguided attempt at quoting it.
14 years ago at 5:53 pmHaving a bad memory. tftc?
14 years ago at 6:00 pmDementia. TFM.
14 years ago at 6:15 pmIf you did not understand the movie reference then there is no fucking excuse. Just stop.
14 years ago at 8:13 pmThat sounds A LOT like one of the characters in the movie Wedding Crashers. I’m sure it’s someone you know personally though, that movie has been quoted on here enough to where a regular poster like you know better by now, so I’m sure its one of your pledge brothers in Missississippi or something.
On that note can you take me quail hunting sometime? Mississippi is a long way for me but my Prius gets an estimated 51 mpg, and I’ll fit in there as many pledge bros as possible so we can all haze quails and stuff
14 years ago at 4:10 pmThe fact that he even included every character’s name should be a dead give away that its from Wedding Crashers.
Although I should have expected a Chi Chi Chi Chi ‘sixty niner’ to not pick up on that.
14 years ago at 4:22 pmI’m not a Chi Chi Chi Chi sixty niner…I’M A PIKE
14 years ago at 4:34 pmsucks to suck
14 years ago at 4:39 pmNot knowing the regular trolls even though there was a column about them. NF
14 years ago at 4:44 pm^ this
14 years ago at 4:50 pmRush Pike is a troll for you all replying seriously to him. But come on bro… Keep your trolling short and witty, not long and fucking stupid.
14 years ago at 8:30 pmHey, I’m from Mississippi. I’ll take you quail hunting.
14 years ago at 1:42 amOh rad I’m down, got to charge the ol’ Prius for a bit then I can head that way and I’ll contact you. Shouldn’t be hard to find you with that creative username of yours.
14 years ago at 11:16 amYes, it’s from Wedding Crashers. Holy crap, of course it’s from Wedding Crashers.
14 years ago at 4:17 pmThey’re funny when it subtle, and when it’s not the same movie everytime
14 years ago at 4:38 pmTell me more about being funny.
14 years ago at 6:31 pmFor starters: farts and midgets are comedy gold.
14 years ago at 7:14 pmwell there’s that too
14 years ago at 9:46 pmI don’t even know what the fuck a quail is
14 years ago at 4:46 pmAnd they’re decimating the grub worm population, you got a fucking problem with that!
14 years ago at 6:50 pmLet’s go kill some birds, I’m psyched.
14 years ago at 5:04 pmhaha he said Sack and Dick
14 years ago at 6:35 pmIts “sack lunch” not “sack lodge.” You are one pathetic loser…
14 years ago at 8:17 pmWrong geed. “Sack lunch” is what he says to his boys when he rapes Jeremy in football. Sack Lodge is his name.
14 years ago at 8:21 pmI love it when people call people loser and don’t know what the fuck they are talking about. Geed thinks he’s TFTC.
14 years ago at 9:27 pmA dumbass calling another dumbass a dumbass and failing at it. TFTC?
14 years ago at 12:33 amMake that a trifecta^
14 years ago at 8:25 amthe dick cheny is a TSM. and Lodge lost his slampiece at the end of the movie
14 years ago at 9:07 pmLodge was banging Heidi, the slut from the environmental group the whole time. FaF.
14 years ago at 9:01 amhe wants a wife not a fucking martyr
14 years ago at 4:46 pm