Betty Ford Pledge has to stay clean so our outgoing seniors can have clean urine for employer drug tests. TFM.

  1. BROzy

    Good try but its a little more difficult than having the clean piss you need to maintain its temperature and make sure they do not test blood types.

    That is all.

    14 years ago at 2:52 pm
    1. Fratent Pending

      Good try but you strap it to your Peyton Manthing and it will get up to body temps, and blood type does not mean shit. Why would they know your blood type unless it’s the army or your private doctor?

      14 years ago at 2:55 pm
    2. northern gentleman

      BROzy, you’re a dumbass. You can’t test blood type from urine. Blood typing comes from testing for antigens found on red blood cells, which aren’t present in nearly enough numbers in urine to test.

      14 years ago at 3:03 pm
    3. The Piker

      I think, my friend, Brozy meant that because the company may test for drugs using blood, rather than urine. I may be wrong, and if I am, than Brozy is a full on retard that actually thinks blood-type is discoverable in urine (unless you are pissing blood, of course, which burns like a motherfucker)

      14 years ago at 8:14 am
      1. Fijiwater69

        I’m on deferred disposition probation, what he probably meant to say is testing facilities can determine age of the person through urine samples and urine also can go stale, if the age of the pledge matches the brothers age and the urine is fresh, use a wizzanator and you’ll be fine. Great use ofa pledge… Frat the fuck on

        14 years ago at 1:41 am
      2. Fijiwater69

        Also, most work places just test hair samples, their is no way to fake that… Well any relatively easy way that is

        14 years ago at 1:44 am
  2. Karl Rove Republican

    Smoking marijuana – you’re a stupid fucking GDI and I don’t see why anyone would willingly get hazed to join a fraternity that shitty if it did in fact exist.

    14 years ago at 3:09 pm
    1. Fratent Pending

      Ya man no one in fraternities get high. Especially now that you have stated it to be NF, we put it in our bylaws.

      14 years ago at 3:21 pm
    2. Federalist

      so no one in your fraternity smokes weed? sounds like a cool group of guys…..

      14 years ago at 5:05 pm
    3. high kapp

      I heard Karl Rove say weed was bad for me on the internet….good thing I’m almost done with this blunt.

      14 years ago at 12:33 am
    1. Reaganomic

      Hell yes. I’m surprised I’ve never heard Blue Mountain State mentioned on this site. Hilarious show.

      14 years ago at 8:55 pm
  3. Fratsody in Bro

    Needing to apply for a job: NF. Applying for a job that drug tests: TGDIM.

    14 years ago at 4:08 pm
    1. IHSFrat1855

      So you have no aspirations in working for fortune 500 companies because for purely insurance purposes every one of them drug tests. Have fun flipping burgers you blue collar piece of shit.

      14 years ago at 5:07 pm
    2. COCAINEpsilon

      Yeah bro. I bet you didn’t have to apply to college either. Needing to apply to college: NF.

      14 years ago at 5:09 pm
    3. older row

      I bet he didn’t even have to go through the embryo stage, just popped out in a pair of sperries immediately post-coitus. whata guy.

      14 years ago at 7:42 pm
    4. Fraterday_Night

      Bank of America and Wells Fargo don’t drug test so that blows your theory right out of the water

      14 years ago at 9:38 pm
    5. Fratsody in Bro

      For more professional areas of employment drug testing is a non issue, for the same reason it’s only the ghetto high schools that have metal detectors at the door, and if one has the right connections applying for jobs or even colleges is essentially a formality. Were y’all under the impression Bush gained admission to Yale by impressing the applications committee with his stellar SAT scores, or that partners at a law firm subject each other to regular urine tests?

      14 years ago at 2:00 am
  4. FrozenFrat

    any job worth getting does hair tests now a days. Have fun dropping clean piss to be manager at chilis

    14 years ago at 5:33 pm
  5. Hazement Dweller

    Not letting any pledge smoke marijuana for the sole reason that weed is for liberal hippies. TFM

    14 years ago at 5:56 pm
    1. TheFratFace1868

      Blowing smoke in their face during lineup wile yelling at them for getting caught smoking weed. TFM

      14 years ago at 12:06 am