Good try but you strap it to your Peyton Manthing and it will get up to body temps, and blood type does not mean shit. Why would they know your blood type unless it’s the army or your private doctor?
BROzy, you’re a dumbass. You can’t test blood type from urine. Blood typing comes from testing for antigens found on red blood cells, which aren’t present in nearly enough numbers in urine to test.
I think, my friend, Brozy meant that because the company may test for drugs using blood, rather than urine. I may be wrong, and if I am, than Brozy is a full on retard that actually thinks blood-type is discoverable in urine (unless you are pissing blood, of course, which burns like a motherfucker)
I’m on deferred disposition probation, what he probably meant to say is testing facilities can determine age of the person through urine samples and urine also can go stale, if the age of the pledge matches the brothers age and the urine is fresh, use a wizzanator and you’ll be fine. Great use ofa pledge… Frat the fuck on
Smoking marijuana – you’re a stupid fucking GDI and I don’t see why anyone would willingly get hazed to join a fraternity that shitty if it did in fact exist.
So you have no aspirations in working for fortune 500 companies because for purely insurance purposes every one of them drug tests. Have fun flipping burgers you blue collar piece of shit.
For more professional areas of employment drug testing is a non issue, for the same reason it’s only the ghetto high schools that have metal detectors at the door, and if one has the right connections applying for jobs or even colleges is essentially a formality. Were y’all under the impression Bush gained admission to Yale by impressing the applications committee with his stellar SAT scores, or that partners at a law firm subject each other to regular urine tests?
Good try but its a little more difficult than having the clean piss you need to maintain its temperature and make sure they do not test blood types.
That is all.
14 years ago at 2:52 pmGood try but you strap it to your Peyton Manthing and it will get up to body temps, and blood type does not mean shit. Why would they know your blood type unless it’s the army or your private doctor?
14 years ago at 2:55 pmBROzy, you’re a dumbass. You can’t test blood type from urine. Blood typing comes from testing for antigens found on red blood cells, which aren’t present in nearly enough numbers in urine to test.
14 years ago at 3:03 pmI think, my friend, Brozy meant that because the company may test for drugs using blood, rather than urine. I may be wrong, and if I am, than Brozy is a full on retard that actually thinks blood-type is discoverable in urine (unless you are pissing blood, of course, which burns like a motherfucker)
14 years ago at 8:14 amI’m on deferred disposition probation, what he probably meant to say is testing facilities can determine age of the person through urine samples and urine also can go stale, if the age of the pledge matches the brothers age and the urine is fresh, use a wizzanator and you’ll be fine. Great use ofa pledge… Frat the fuck on
14 years ago at 1:41 amAlso, most work places just test hair samples, their is no way to fake that… Well any relatively easy way that is
14 years ago at 1:44 amYou never go full retard.
14 years ago at 10:14 amSmoking marijuana – you’re a stupid fucking GDI and I don’t see why anyone would willingly get hazed to join a fraternity that shitty if it did in fact exist.
14 years ago at 3:09 pmYa man no one in fraternities get high. Especially now that you have stated it to be NF, we put it in our bylaws.
14 years ago at 3:21 pmKarl Rove, I’m smoking this joint for you my friend.
14 years ago at 4:18 pmso no one in your fraternity smokes weed? sounds like a cool group of guys…..
14 years ago at 5:05 pmone of my favorite posts of all time was “weed NF, smoking it anyway TFM”
14 years ago at 5:17 pm^this.
14 years ago at 5:20 pmI heard Karl Rove say weed was bad for me on the internet….good thing I’m almost done with this blunt.
14 years ago at 12:33 amOr you could just opt for oil changes.
14 years ago at 3:18 pmOIL CHANGES FOR EVERYONE
14 years ago at 3:25 pmHahahahah!
14 years ago at 3:27 pmThad Castle!!
14 years ago at 3:35 pmBMS. TFM.
14 years ago at 3:46 pmHell yes. I’m surprised I’ve never heard Blue Mountain State mentioned on this site. Hilarious show.
14 years ago at 8:55 pmAgreed, great show.
14 years ago at 8:18 amNeeding to apply for a job: NF. Applying for a job that drug tests: TGDIM.
14 years ago at 4:08 pmSo you have no aspirations in working for fortune 500 companies because for purely insurance purposes every one of them drug tests. Have fun flipping burgers you blue collar piece of shit.
14 years ago at 5:07 pmYeah bro. I bet you didn’t have to apply to college either. Needing to apply to college: NF.
14 years ago at 5:09 pmI bet he didn’t even have to go through the embryo stage, just popped out in a pair of sperries immediately post-coitus. whata guy.
14 years ago at 7:42 pmBank of America and Wells Fargo don’t drug test so that blows your theory right out of the water
14 years ago at 9:38 pm^this. Minus the spell check.
14 years ago at 11:09 pmFor more professional areas of employment drug testing is a non issue, for the same reason it’s only the ghetto high schools that have metal detectors at the door, and if one has the right connections applying for jobs or even colleges is essentially a formality. Were y’all under the impression Bush gained admission to Yale by impressing the applications committee with his stellar SAT scores, or that partners at a law firm subject each other to regular urine tests?
14 years ago at 2:00 amany job worth getting does hair tests now a days. Have fun dropping clean piss to be manager at chilis
14 years ago at 5:33 pmNot letting any pledge smoke marijuana for the sole reason that weed is for liberal hippies. TFM
14 years ago at 5:56 pm^This
14 years ago at 9:30 pmBlowing smoke in their face during lineup wile yelling at them for getting caught smoking weed. TFM
14 years ago at 12:06 am^ what he said
14 years ago at 12:35 amDo you go to Indiana State? What Fraternity are you in?
14 years ago at 8:09 amISU Is IL State University most likely.
14 years ago at 8:40 amIt could also be Iowa State University now that I think about it
14 years ago at 10:23 amIdaho State?
14 years ago at 9:06 pm