My parents have to text me to tell me something back home because the house is too big. TFM.

    1. StayFrattyAlum

      A big house in Oklahoma? I’d rather have a nice smaller house, on a coast.

      14 years ago at 7:34 am
  1. Brother Jenkens

    Is this how your dad (who didn’t run for congress cause he “didn’t want to take a pay cut”) texts you to come out to the hot tub early in the morning so you can drink 25 year old scotch with himvand W before your mom wakes up?
    Oh and W Who happened to be over there cause your grill broke and he’s letting you borrow it cause he’s your next door neighbor.

    14 years ago at 9:56 am
  2. The Frat Czar

    You’re a “sixth generation Texan”, and you go to OU? I think we’re going to have to revoke your citizenship to The Republic.

    14 years ago at 10:20 am
  3. Brother Jenkens

    Oh and for the third and last Damned time.
    Texting, NF.
    short wave radio, FAF.

    14 years ago at 11:19 am