Funneling 96 ounces of Natty in 8.6 seconds, unleashing a ferocious beer induced burp, then motorboating the obviously impressed, big-breasted sorority freshman. TFM.
I don’t know about whatever bum-fuck school you are from, but at real SEC schools, sorority hell week is Rush. After they get a bid they are literally in.
First week of classes and she’s already a member? Her breasts must be exceptional to say the least.
13 years ago at 10:47 amI don’t know about whatever bum-fuck school you are from, but at real SEC schools, sorority hell week is Rush. After they get a bid they are literally in.
13 years ago at 2:49 pmHoly shit bro you are a fucking frat star can I buy you a drink?!
13 years ago at 10:48 amOk if you are gonna make shit up at least go with a number of ounces that is believable…
13 years ago at 10:48 amWhile this is in fact a total frat move, I hope you are prepared for the ridicule that is about to follow.
13 years ago at 10:54 amFunneling NF
13 years ago at 10:59 amvideo or it didn’t happen
13 years ago at 11:04 amYou forgot to mention the part where you stopped your stopwatch and fist bumped your bro while shouting “TFM!”
13 years ago at 11:09 amDid you have a fat lip in/were you also reading decision points?
13 years ago at 11:09 amand watching the o’reilly factor at the same time im assuming
13 years ago at 11:54 amAnd getting a blowie from her while funneling, then she stands back up when you finish? Is that how it went?
13 years ago at 1:33 pmDid you spill on your sperry’s, or polo and Brooks apparel?
13 years ago at 2:14 pmfratent pending, you killed it
13 years ago at 9:09 pmWhy would he read the book when he probably had W. reading it to him, and holding his funnel?
13 years ago at 11:20 amWho has’t done this before?
13 years ago at 11:23 am