Admit nothing, deny everything, demand proof, and make outrageous counter accusations. And if all else fails, discredit all opposition. TFM.

  1. Fratent Pending

    The only thing I hate more than your name is oatmeal raisin cookies. I like your post though.

    14 years ago at 10:10 am
    1. BelligerentFratstar

      They need to contract a tornado to take out every Pike house. At least the chapters that have them anyway.

      14 years ago at 11:01 am
    2. The Piker

      Or just put an Old Navy open 24/7 on every campus. We would never go back to the village!

      14 years ago at 11:02 am
    3. ArnoldPalmer777

      I would say Ed Hardy outlets, but they might cause a riot though…not enough V-necks to go around

      14 years ago at 11:28 am
    4. FratHardOrGeauxHome

      Even the TKEs wouldn’t be caught dead in Ed Hardy. That type of general douchbaggery will get your ass thrown off the greek bus.

      14 years ago at 11:46 am
    1. ArnoldPalmer777

      ^ These. Justice prevailed…we need to raise awareness about suicidal children.

      14 years ago at 10:50 am
    1. FratanRouge

      Black White Supremacism. FaF

      Not having connections to waive the waiting period on your patent. NF

      14 years ago at 11:09 pm
  2. Alumni esquire

    Aside from the fact you basically cherry picked the best of Roger Stone’s rules to create a two sentence strategy for handling an attack and failed to credit your source, this post is FAF and, frankly, you probably stated the above more eloquently and succinctly than Stone usually does, as he rarely combines his rules into a complete strategy when he is quoted. Nevertheless, this should be taught to every new brother in the week following initiation…not posted on this site. After all, pledges (or random onlookers for that matter) cannot be trusted with this kind of knowledge on the off chance that they get balled, drop out of school because of their shame, and go on welfare, thus, inevitably becoming democrats. To simplify by analogy, we know that we can’t allow Iran to obtain nuclear material (I don’t care if they have a fully built power plant with surveillance cameras that stream directly to the UN), thus, it would border on insanity to just up and give it to them…FOR FREE. That said, I will give this post a nice move and get back to work, but if I see a post in the near future saying, “Attack, attack, attack—never defend. TFM.” I will be forwarding the same to Mr. Stone’s website. Personally, I make it a rule to stay on the good side of bodybuilders who get a tatoos of Nixon on their back and have been in the game for 40 plus years, but that’s just me.

    14 years ago at 12:19 pm
    1. HFF

      I think this post was in response to the question “did you shit in the brother-room?”

      14 years ago at 12:38 pm
    2. Brocreation

      Thank you for being what seems like the only other person on on here to know what Stone’s Rules are. Roger Stone is FaF.

      14 years ago at 3:15 pm
    1. SammyClemens

      go jack off to southern tide or any other shitty southern start up company. TFM is full of try too hards who steal content from oldrow

      14 years ago at 3:21 pm
    2. Admin

      TFM is a business, run by several guys who work on the site full-time. Old row is run by some looser in Dallas who makes next to nothing off his pathetic forum.

      14 years ago at 7:14 pm