Geeds, he’s talking about it getting destroyed, not you getting fat. I had to throw mine away after pledging because it reeked of a combination of alcohol and fear sweat.
if you havent been a pledge and gotten home in your blazer, khakis, nice shoes, and loose tie, got in the shower fully clothed, and stood there waiting for the mud, blood, sweat, and everything else to come off before you actually showered, your fraternity sucks. I may have survived, but my bathroom and wardrobe didn’t.
If you weren’t forced to live in the hazement for the entirety of pledgeship, being forced to eat one of your pledge brothers to survive before you finally crawled out months later, pale and blinking much like a trapped miner, you didn’t pledge a real fraternity.
If you were not thrown in a cage with a family of starving raccoons armed with nothing but a pea-shooter and a bottle of Everclear, you didn’t pledge a real fraternity.
Yeah my family just has connects and I’m just interning in DC for the summer so yeah Im on Financial aid. Or maybe I wasn’t a fatass during pledgeship or turned into one after initiation
It has nothing to do with gaining weight and everything to do with strenuous exercise, sweating, drinking/eating nasty concoctions and puking all over the place. Then again, if your pledgeship was so difficult then you would know.
Freshman fifteen. NF.
14 years ago at 11:54 ammaybe next time
14 years ago at 12:20 pmWhy does it not surprise me that the first 4 letters of your name are “Cali”…bows n toes nerd.
14 years ago at 12:35 pm^Except that my name is a pun on Caligula, the crazy Roman. Nice try though.
14 years ago at 12:46 pmRomans. NF. Greeks. FaF.
14 years ago at 3:08 pmOh, Greeks! I get it. I see what you did there.
14 years ago at 3:25 pmnot making the freshmen fifteen due to the military FaF
14 years ago at 12:37 amCaligufat, wall sits until we finish this handle. Leave the blazer on.
14 years ago at 12:47 amJust how many token fat pledges did you have?
14 years ago at 11:56 amIf you made it out of pledgeship with a pair of jeans you can wear today, you didn’t pledge a real fraternity
14 years ago at 12:02 pmAgreed.
14 years ago at 2:26 pmThat’s what this should have initially said!
14 years ago at 5:06 pmI lost a good pair of khakis during hell week. I still have no idea where they went.
14 years ago at 7:16 pmR.I.P. khakis.
14 years ago at 7:21 pmIf you wore jeans, you didn’t pledge a real fraternity
14 years ago at 8:17 amTake a lap.
14 years ago at 8:41 amGeeds, he’s talking about it getting destroyed, not you getting fat. I had to throw mine away after pledging because it reeked of a combination of alcohol and fear sweat.
14 years ago at 12:04 pm^This guy gets it.
14 years ago at 12:09 pmYou make pledges do strenuous and sometimes dangerous activities in blazers? Does anyone else do that?
14 years ago at 12:10 pmGreat user name, wecanthavenicethings
14 years ago at 12:10 pmstrenuous and sometimes dangerous activities in blazers? ummm yessss
14 years ago at 12:15 pmSomeone who gets it. Thank God. Great name by the way.
14 years ago at 12:17 pm^Everyone gets it, but it doesn’t mean we think it’s a good TFM.
14 years ago at 12:28 pmThank you.
14 years ago at 1:24 pmFear sweat. Haha genius.
14 years ago at 2:33 pmtailgates were what always fucked up my blazer when i pledged.
14 years ago at 12:19 pmThis too. Not being allowed to take off your blazer during the home opener was pure hell.
14 years ago at 12:22 pm….you only had to wear a blazer at the home opener?
14 years ago at 4:16 pm^ pledge parkas, FaF
14 years ago at 5:04 pm^^no he’s saying that it was especially bad at the home opener because it was the hottest gameday.
14 years ago at 6:31 pm^ Nailed It^
14 years ago at 7:15 pmthe fuck are you saying
14 years ago at 1:05 pm^GDI alert!
14 years ago at 10:24 pm*out of
14 years ago at 1:08 pmif you havent been a pledge and gotten home in your blazer, khakis, nice shoes, and loose tie, got in the shower fully clothed, and stood there waiting for the mud, blood, sweat, and everything else to come off before you actually showered, your fraternity sucks. I may have survived, but my bathroom and wardrobe didn’t.
14 years ago at 1:24 pm^ This. I Ruined way too many clothes and blazers during pledgeship.
14 years ago at 1:55 pmI remember what the shower looked like after initiation. Christ, that just ain’t right.
14 years ago at 2:46 pmIf you weren’t forced to live in the hazement for the entirety of pledgeship, being forced to eat one of your pledge brothers to survive before you finally crawled out months later, pale and blinking much like a trapped miner, you didn’t pledge a real fraternity.
14 years ago at 1:40 pm…. Well shit. I just got sent to a barren island with nothing but a bunch of FedEx packages.
14 years ago at 1:49 pmBoth of these ^
14 years ago at 1:52 pmWe wouldnt have had to eat him if he knew his damn history, my hands are clean
14 years ago at 1:58 pmIf you were not thrown in a cage with a family of starving raccoons armed with nothing but a pea-shooter and a bottle of Everclear, you didn’t pledge a real fraternity.
14 years ago at 2:37 pm^this kid… is probably still in high school.
14 years ago at 3:04 pmOr a pike.
14 years ago at 11:24 pmMy pledgeship was harder than your and I still have the same blazer
14 years ago at 2:55 pm^this guy… Is on financial aid
14 years ago at 3:16 pmYeah my family just has connects and I’m just interning in DC for the summer so yeah Im on Financial aid. Or maybe I wasn’t a fatass during pledgeship or turned into one after initiation
14 years ago at 4:23 pmThis guy^ …can’t take a joke
14 years ago at 4:47 pmIt has nothing to do with gaining weight and everything to do with strenuous exercise, sweating, drinking/eating nasty concoctions and puking all over the place. Then again, if your pledgeship was so difficult then you would know.
14 years ago at 6:00 pmKavu, bows and toes.
14 years ago at 12:53 am