Most parents read their kids bedtime stories at night. Mine made me take a few extra putting strokes. TFM.

  1. Brocreation

    Genuinely surprised this didn’t end with “mine read me my stock portfolio.”

    14 years ago at 3:52 pm
  2. Colonel James Beam

    You’re from arkansas and you’re bragging about not reading. Quit making the south look bad.

    14 years ago at 4:21 pm