1. Sunrise Shotguns

      Fuck you, sir. I almost spilled my drink laughing, and I truly do hope women do not call you Smeagol.

      14 years ago at 11:04 am
  1. Keynes is a GDI

    “Help me” is not your nickname, no matter how many times you tell yourself.

    14 years ago at 12:50 pm
  2. carolinahaze

    I make her yell out her own name in bed. Because that’s how complicated I am.

    14 years ago at 1:24 pm