When i was a kid, before i could properly swing my seven iron, i would collect lost and abandoned golf balls at the club while my dad was playing and sell them to my his friends. I did quite well for myself.
Now whenever I lose a ball I like to think some other little business man is capitalizing on it.
^Ha, yes. I did this with two other friends in the neighborhood. We’d go out and find golf balls and sell them to random golfers for fifty cents a ball. On a good day, we’d make twenty bucks each, and when you are 10, you can get a lot of shit done with 20 dollars. Good times. Thanks for the memory.
I would have to say that most, if not all of your posts are nonsensical and devoid of any meaning. The punishment for this is to have your elongated clitoris tied into a knot. I am the law motherfucker.
Once a year when the PGA Tour held a tournament in my neighborhood, I’d set up shop, and clear $600-800 just on Saturday and Sunday. Nice neighborhood I guess.
You worked a lemonade stand? What a q.ueer. Mow some grass like any self respecting American boy.
13 years ago at 3:29 pmThank you. This is a horrible post
13 years ago at 3:52 pm+2.
Girls make lemonade stands. Boys mow lawns. This is America.
13 years ago at 4:08 pmso you mow her lawn, and now you’re gonna mow her lawn?
13 years ago at 5:21 pmWhen i was a kid, before i could properly swing my seven iron, i would collect lost and abandoned golf balls at the club while my dad was playing and sell them to my his friends. I did quite well for myself.
Now whenever I lose a ball I like to think some other little business man is capitalizing on it.
13 years ago at 6:39 pm^Ha, yes. I did this with two other friends in the neighborhood. We’d go out and find golf balls and sell them to random golfers for fifty cents a ball. On a good day, we’d make twenty bucks each, and when you are 10, you can get a lot of shit done with 20 dollars. Good times. Thanks for the memory.
13 years ago at 7:04 pmworst post in while
13 years ago at 3:31 pmWorst punctuation in awhile.
13 years ago at 7:56 pm^ If we’re getting technical, “a while” is two words…
13 years ago at 8:32 pmI just got raped….^
13 years ago at 12:05 amI did that once, spiked the lemonade with vodka and got my entire neighborhood dwi’s. TFM.
13 years ago at 3:40 pmI would have to say that most, if not all of your posts are nonsensical and devoid of any meaning. The punishment for this is to have your elongated clitoris tied into a knot. I am the law motherfucker.
13 years ago at 4:01 pm^This guy
13 years ago at 5:15 pmv That guy?
13 years ago at 7:57 pmMe!
13 years ago at 8:18 pmNo, not the F1J1.
13 years ago at 5:04 amFuck you Nebraska.
13 years ago at 3:42 pmHow about I open up a can of whoop ass.
13 years ago at 7:56 pmI once made 60 bucks from selling cologne made of piss and orange peels. The Vietnamese are so gullible.
13 years ago at 8:21 pmFratheart I am from here too it’s ok…
13 years ago at 9:53 pmused to give 10 dollar bills to the kids n theyd be ecstatic. still made em give me the lemonade
13 years ago at 3:48 pmI was looking for you at the mall yesterday.
13 years ago at 3:56 pm^this
13 years ago at 4:08 pmdude you missed me at the american eagle store! 25 WHOLE PERCENT off! can you believe that? i bought 2 more cardigans with the money i saved!
13 years ago at 6:32 pmAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It’s cause his name looks like “the frattest of the MALL” I had never never noticed that! How clever!
13 years ago at 7:44 pm^ actually made me laugh. applaud you
13 years ago at 8:53 pmHow the fuck is this a TFM?
13 years ago at 4:04 pmThe TFM Intern hates us.
13 years ago at 4:35 pm^ Correction, he is hazing us
13 years ago at 7:57 am^So he hates us, because we are the worst fucking class of TFM users he has ever seen.
13 years ago at 8:09 amWorking a Lemonade stand. NF
13 years ago at 4:08 pmWorking a banana stand. FAF
there’s always money in the banana stand
13 years ago at 4:18 pmIm about to buy stock in a growing banana stand corporation.
13 years ago at 4:25 pmSonyFratstation i think i’ll be buying some shares in your mom’s pussy
13 years ago at 4:50 pmHey! They don’t sell shares in vaginas!
13 years ago at 6:23 pm^It’s a publicly traded vagina. Buy tight, sell loose.
13 years ago at 6:29 pmI would never share your mothers vagina with anyone else, i want it all to myself.
13 years ago at 7:19 pmYou might want to diversify into assholes.
13 years ago at 7:37 pmI am so ridiculously happy that there is an Arrested Development reference in here.
13 years ago at 8:19 pm^ this guy just ruined the thread
13 years ago at 11:03 pm^^^
13 years ago at 11:19 pmThat
Just so we’re clear, I am the sole proprietor to SonyFratstation’s mother’s vagina. Any other questions will be answered by my attorney.
13 years ago at 3:50 amWearing a banana hammock. TFTC.
13 years ago at 9:14 amWhen i was a kid i made my 6 year old slam earn $61 dollars at my lemonade stand…I gave her the dollar!
13 years ago at 4:48 pmYour comment or your name. I haven’t figured out which one is worse.
13 years ago at 7:05 pmEqually bad
13 years ago at 10:19 pmGetnBlowjobs comment should be titled: “Reasons I Don’t Get Pussy. Volume 1. Earliest Reasons.”
13 years ago at 3:53 amI bid one dollar Bob
13 years ago at 7:58 amYou had slam with a 6 year old?
13 years ago at 10:19 am^ If she’s old enough to crawl she’s in the right position.
13 years ago at 2:35 pmI will fuck all your mom’s. TFM
Saying anything bad about my comments mathematically equals NF
13 years ago at 3:38 pmRandom apostrophes. NF.
13 years ago at 5:15 pmOnce a year when the PGA Tour held a tournament in my neighborhood, I’d set up shop, and clear $600-800 just on Saturday and Sunday. Nice neighborhood I guess.
13 years ago at 4:53 pmI owned that golf course. TFM
13 years ago at 6:33 pmThat was original
13 years ago at 11:21 pmI would hustle other kids on the putting green.
13 years ago at 5:13 pmI will hustle your mom to strangers! Total Fratstar Move
13 years ago at 3:39 pm