"Wrote a note said be back in a minute. Bought a boat and I sailed off in it." -Jimmy Buffet. TFM.

    1. broskeet2

      its a fucking song dont take it so fucking literal you fucking dickmuncher. fuck.

      14 years ago at 5:04 pm
    1. Grill Master

      “Nobody like Jimmy Buffett except for Fratboys and alcoholic chicks from the South!”

      14 years ago at 12:53 pm
    1. FratSouthernStyle

      how the hell are you gonna say boats aren’t frat when your username is topsider??? are you kidding me? that’s the biggest contradiction i’ve seen yet.

      14 years ago at 6:30 pm
  1. Ron_VanGaasbeck

    I dont know what this is about but can someone tell me why Old Navy isn’t taking my giftcards? I am trying to buy these sweet cargo shorts and I only have $7 but i have a $10 giftcard. Someone help.

    14 years ago at 2:26 pm
    1. carolinahaze

      It’s not a gift card, it’s a food stamp debit card, and you’re supposed to use it to buy groceries for your baby mama. The government allowing it to be used for a vasectomy would probably be more cost-effective in the long-run though.

      14 years ago at 2:30 pm
  2. SEC frat star

    First it was Old School, then it was Animal House, now it’s going to be Jimmy Buffet quotes. Here we go.

    14 years ago at 2:52 pm
    1. Kenny_Powers

      It’s 5 o’ clock somewhere.
      We are the people our parents warned us about.
      If life gives you limes, make margaritas.
      Let me remind you: We are party people, and things will get better.
      Is it ignorance or apathy? Hey, I don’t know and I don’t care.
      Why dont we get drunk and screw? TFM x 6

      14 years ago at 3:21 pm
    1. Kenny_Powers

      ^ I don’t know if you meant for that to be that brilliant. But that was good.

      14 years ago at 3:18 pm