Dad got invited to Obama's 50th birthday party. He didn't go because "GDIs always throw shit parties." TFM.

  1. Frat 4 Frat

    Your Dad sounds like a fucking geed for not going and instead giving you and your mom hand jobs

    13 years ago at 10:16 am
    1. Southern Broptist

      Clearly he has given to the Democratic Party before if he is getting invited to Obama’s 36,000 bucks-a-plate birthday bash…

      13 years ago at 10:53 am
    2. Grill Master

      Your dad could have pregamed, flasked, and 2-to-1ed to make the party tolerable.

      13 years ago at 10:59 am
    3. Frat 4 Frat

      ya PhiKapFratStar maybe you should get your head out of your ass and not submit TFMs that suck like every other one on this website…”woah dad look at me my TFM that i made up about you got posted!!!!!!” your better off saying your a poor ass geed who lives in South Bend with all the other geeds

      13 years ago at 11:22 am
    4. Boston BroSox

      A lot of business executives give major donation to both parties. Its good business, even if you don’t like one candidate or a certain party.

      13 years ago at 1:15 pm
    1. Davy Crockett

      Sorry to burst your bubble, but the President is not in charge of balancing the budget. That was Newt Gingrich. But nice try, sit back down on the bench after you take a lap.

      13 years ago at 6:43 pm
    2. Kenny_Powers

      ^Actually, it was Joy Behar. Take a hang gliding lesson when you get back from the library.

      13 years ago at 8:07 pm
  2. CaptainBrohab

    -“Hey Dad, looks like you got a letter from the White House.”
    -“Let me see son.”
    (Reading)
    -“What does it say?”
    -“That stupid GDI President Obama wants me to come to his Birthday party.”
    -“Cool…”
    -“Son, don’t make me beat you. If I taught you anything it’s don’t associate with GDI’s, they throw shit parties and should not be dealt with.”
    -“Yeah but Dad, it’s the President of the United States, I’m sure not many people get to go and would like to-”
    -“Son, go outside and get a switch…”

    13 years ago at 10:27 am
    1. Kenny_Powers

      Reminds me of one of those stupid ass fucking YouTube comments. Hit “like” if CaptainBrohab should dive into concrete.

      13 years ago at 4:15 pm
  3. Minnebrota Brophers

    Getting invited because of your large donation to the democratic party, NF.

    13 years ago at 10:30 am
    1. John_Rocker49

      Or he did what a lot of wealthy people do and donate to both parties so they have sway no matter who gets elected

      13 years ago at 11:34 am
    2. Quasi Broto

      “Bud Selig is a clown and should do the world a favor and kill himself.” TFTC

      13 years ago at 2:31 pm
  4. Sir Robert Burnett

    The only good thing about Obama being elected is that I don’t have to see him at the gym anymore.

    13 years ago at 10:33 am
  5. Bro_Chi_Minh

    Being rude to public officials doesn’t get your point across…it makes you seem like an asshole.

    13 years ago at 10:44 am
    1. Brahcision maker

      good thing he wasn’t rude to a public official then. Work on your reading comprehension, champ.

      13 years ago at 12:12 pm