Called and talked with the local judge last night, ticket thrown out, and I don’t have to go to court. 3rd ticket she’s thrown out for me. True story! Perks of living in a small town.
“Tell ya what, since I’m a fucking judge and you’re an obnoxiously over-entitled little cock-sucker who thinks he can get out of trouble for drunk driving by giving me a wedge, I’ll just go buy my own fucking wedge with the money I make from my job, and you can go to prison for a while. Sure, it’ll make things a little weird when I see your dad around the clubhouse, but if he’s the kind of guy who DOESN’T expect his child to be punished when he threatens the life of everyone else on the road, then fuck your dad – he’s low tier and not a gentleman. So, enjoy prison. And thanks, by the way, for letting me borrow the wedge. It was kind of weird that an established, fully grown, and successful fellow such as myself was golfing with a college student when there are literally dozens of more important people actually practicing law who I could’ve taken with me to round out the foursome–to say nothing of my friends–, but hey, whatever – I’m TFTfuckingC.”
Guess you don’t remember last sunday when you my father bill and I played? I guess you also don’t remember you remember when ya borrowed my wedge because mr Moore has yours and I had an extra?
I’m just tired of these fucking horrible “I did [something fratty] with [someone fratty]” TFM attempts. No, you cunt rags, real judges, senators, congressmen, CEOs, ambassadors, presidents, Nolan Ryans–what evers–have better things to do than spend hours upon hours with 18-22 year olds. Sure, they’ll give you an internship, and they’ll write you letters of recommendations–hell, they may even hire you or send you graduation presents–but they’re not sitting there on a Thursday afternoon thinking, “You know, after all the great personal successes I’ve had to get to this point in my life, I’m really just hankering for an afternoon with some prick who still spends most of his days drinking cheap beer and trying to decide how best to troll a website about fraternities (should he go with ^This guy, or Take a Lap? Hmmm…tough one, but at least he knows that he’d pee in that slam’s butt!).”
No, no you didn’t.
13 years ago at 7:16 pmBut could you imagine what it’d be like if he did??
13 years ago at 7:35 pmI know a guy who did though.
13 years ago at 8:59 pmI think I’ve seen this thread somewhere before
13 years ago at 9:14 pmCalled and talked with the local judge last night, ticket thrown out, and I don’t have to go to court. 3rd ticket she’s thrown out for me. True story! Perks of living in a small town.
13 years ago at 6:15 amI found your wedge “/” here it is
13 years ago at 7:18 pmI award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.
13 years ago at 10:14 pmI don’t want your points.
13 years ago at 6:45 amwhether this happened or did not, it is clever
13 years ago at 7:30 pmHow’d you get his number? That’s awesome. But why did he steal your wedge? Maybe you should file a police report.
13 years ago at 7:30 pmBut if the judge committed a crime, what judge would he have to go to?
13 years ago at 7:31 pmThe plot thickens…
13 years ago at 7:36 pmOh what a tangled web we weave, isn’t that right Mr. Welloff?
13 years ago at 7:57 pmJudge not texting back. FaF
13 years ago at 7:35 pmI believe this would be TFTC. no?
13 years ago at 8:06 pmMock Trail with Judge Reinhold
13 years ago at 7:48 pmjust go on a real trail, I hear hiking is best in the fall
13 years ago at 7:53 pmNothing wrong with doing a couple of practice runs first. You have to know how to react in every possible situation out there in the wilderness.
13 years ago at 8:13 pmChazz Reinhold. TFTC
13 years ago at 8:39 pmMark Trail. TFTC.
13 years ago at 9:01 pmshit, *trial. Apparently no one caught the Arrested Development reference
13 years ago at 7:02 ammaybe there was just a Hung Jury
13 years ago at 4:35 pmi think this if funny. your welcome
13 years ago at 8:27 pm“Tell ya what, I’ll hold on to the wedge and we’ll call it even.”
13 years ago at 4:07 am“Tell ya what, since I’m a fucking judge and you’re an obnoxiously over-entitled little cock-sucker who thinks he can get out of trouble for drunk driving by giving me a wedge, I’ll just go buy my own fucking wedge with the money I make from my job, and you can go to prison for a while. Sure, it’ll make things a little weird when I see your dad around the clubhouse, but if he’s the kind of guy who DOESN’T expect his child to be punished when he threatens the life of everyone else on the road, then fuck your dad – he’s low tier and not a gentleman. So, enjoy prison. And thanks, by the way, for letting me borrow the wedge. It was kind of weird that an established, fully grown, and successful fellow such as myself was golfing with a college student when there are literally dozens of more important people actually practicing law who I could’ve taken with me to round out the foursome–to say nothing of my friends–, but hey, whatever – I’m TFTfuckingC.”
13 years ago at 9:23 amWhoa
13 years ago at 9:56 am^ someone’s parents didn’t love him
13 years ago at 9:58 amGuess you don’t remember last sunday when you my father bill and I played? I guess you also don’t remember you remember when ya borrowed my wedge because mr Moore has yours and I had an extra?
13 years ago at 10:20 amOhh and you probably also don’t remember I beat you…
13 years ago at 10:25 amI’m just tired of these fucking horrible “I did [something fratty] with [someone fratty]” TFM attempts. No, you cunt rags, real judges, senators, congressmen, CEOs, ambassadors, presidents, Nolan Ryans–what evers–have better things to do than spend hours upon hours with 18-22 year olds. Sure, they’ll give you an internship, and they’ll write you letters of recommendations–hell, they may even hire you or send you graduation presents–but they’re not sitting there on a Thursday afternoon thinking, “You know, after all the great personal successes I’ve had to get to this point in my life, I’m really just hankering for an afternoon with some prick who still spends most of his days drinking cheap beer and trying to decide how best to troll a website about fraternities (should he go with ^This guy, or Take a Lap? Hmmm…tough one, but at least he knows that he’d pee in that slam’s butt!).”
13 years ago at 5:29 pmIf you don’t like it don’t get on the fucking site?
13 years ago at 12:01 pmLets be honest, this probably didn’t happen. Despite that it was still one of the better judge TFMs I’ve read.
13 years ago at 10:55 amthe second because is wildly inappropriate
13 years ago at 1:21 pm