Got my putter back from the Judge today. He told me I needed to slow it down with the drinking. I told him he needed to slow it down with the hookers. We had a good laugh. TFM.
There was this one time when the Judge and I were railing lines off a hooker’s tits (I had the lefty and he was on the right) after a long day of sailing and playing golf, all while shotgunning fratty ices. When we got to the middle we gave each other a look of such intensity that I blew my load right there. We had to send the hooker home but it was still chill cus we fist bumped.
These are getting just a little out of hand
14 years ago at 3:18 pm^Agreed. This is complete bullshit… I am tired of the “oh me and the judge” bullshit TFM’s.
14 years ago at 3:28 pmMe and Judge Reinhold did coke with hookers once……
14 years ago at 3:35 pm‘and then we locked eyes after he saw my frat swoop and blazer, then we fucked in his office”
14 years ago at 3:50 pm“then I pulled out the fratberry to check my stocks, and to call ‘W’ in order to have his driver pick me up…”
14 years ago at 6:05 pmThere was this one time when the Judge and I were railing lines off a hooker’s tits (I had the lefty and he was on the right) after a long day of sailing and playing golf, all while shotgunning fratty ices. When we got to the middle we gave each other a look of such intensity that I blew my load right there. We had to send the hooker home but it was still chill cus we fist bumped.
14 years ago at 6:15 pmTrying too hard. TFTC?
14 years ago at 7:17 amhaha Judge Reinhold… nice
14 years ago at 7:17 amThis is beyond retarded.
14 years ago at 3:34 pmagreed, it did make me laugh though
14 years ago at 3:49 pm^ this. Everybody who bitches about the exaggerations is missing the point. The point is for it to be funny.
14 years ago at 8:45 pmAnd you’re missing the point by quite a bit.
14 years ago at 10:21 pmJudge Mathis and I robbed a seven-11.
14 years ago at 4:11 pmlines off Judge Judy’s tits. TFM
14 years ago at 4:44 pm^ This fucking guy
14 years ago at 5:53 pmHa, that old fucker.
14 years ago at 1:49 amI took Judge Joe Brown out in the woods…and he didn’t make it back…
14 years ago at 5:01 pm^Finally a great comment.
14 years ago at 5:37 pmpictures or it didn’t happen.
14 years ago at 6:06 pmDecorating the trees in your front yard with porch monkeys. TFM.
14 years ago at 7:53 pmNothing says Merry Christmas like a big black ornament in your oak tree.
14 years ago at 8:38 pmEven though this didn’t happen. I did get a good laugh out of it myself.
14 years ago at 5:34 pmIs this some kind of running joke like The Chilis Guy?
14 years ago at 8:21 pmTelling someone to slow it down with his hookers. NF
14 years ago at 9:42 pmHe kept your wedge, I see.
14 years ago at 12:50 amNo no no. They’re call girls. They’re called hookers when they’re dead.
14 years ago at 1:41 am