Abusing tobacco in all forms except hookah, because it's for terrorists and hippies. TFM.

    1. brostock

      I agree Keynes’ name is second on this site only to Nate’s, but Hookah is actually really fun.

      14 years ago at 6:08 pm
    2. the nelson

      How can hookah be fun? Dip is awesome, but it isnt “fun”. Your argument is rendered ivalid.

      14 years ago at 8:23 am
    1. kimball83

      really? cigarettes aren’t fratty? just about every frat star I know smokes and dips copious amounts.

      14 years ago at 4:46 pm
    2. BNSFrat

      SonyFrastation, 1. Cigarettes are FaF, and you should be hazed for thinking differently. 2. Your name is NF, buy American-made next time, geed.

      14 years ago at 4:55 pm
  1. ZacharyQuinten

    dude, useing tobbaco, smokeing WEED NF haveing the frat hoe make me a cocktail every time i shake my glaSS VF

    14 years ago at 3:51 pm
    1. ZacharyQuinten

      Weed. NF siggy TREATS. NF, CARGOS. NF Your a GEED on this site. GET OFF/ MAKERS MARK VF. RAlph LAURE.VF

      14 years ago at 4:02 pm
    2. Bropenhagen

      I’m fairly certain that I currently have that look that both Brennan and Dale had while Derek was talking.

      14 years ago at 5:03 pm
    3. The Frat Czar

      We need to have an Official TFM poll that declares once and for all whether weed is frat or not frat. Democracy, FaF.

      14 years ago at 5:14 pm
    1. Fratweiser

      Nice bro, I love to pregame with hookah while we play hackey sack and drink Joose too

      14 years ago at 5:11 pm
  2. Oprah Is A Dyke

    I enjoy hookah. If you think it’s geed then good for you. You are missing out.

    14 years ago at 5:38 pm
    1. Jenkens

      I have tried it and personally I prefer a pipe or cigar if I am going to sit back and relax and smoke.

      14 years ago at 5:46 pm
    2. Oprah Is A Dyke

      I love cigars. But hookah is good too. Not all the time, but it’s enjoyable. I wouldn’t say it’s frat or not frat.

      14 years ago at 5:47 pm
    3. Jenkens

      touche, but the main point of the post is that when I walk into hookah bars I usually see hipsters and rag heads

      14 years ago at 5:53 pm
    4. billy fratison

      I would put hookah in the neutral zone. I know a bunch of Greeks who enjoy but I also know of some GDIs who do too.

      14 years ago at 6:03 pm
    5. I Piss Excellence

      ^^GDIs also enjoy drinking heavily, as do Native Americans. Does that make it in the neutral zone, too? It’s not what you’re doing that decides if it’s NF, it’s how you do it. Well, except hackey sack and frisbee sports.

      14 years ago at 6:38 pm
    6. 19th Hole

      It’s very fun to sit on the front steps of the fratcastle with a hookah and three of your brothers, passing the pipe around and shooting the shit. Anyone who denies this has never done it before.

      14 years ago at 8:43 pm
  3. BroMiss

    I never really got into hookah, a couple of friends got a little obsessive with it for a while. I’d say its the most expensive tobacco habit. The coals can get ridiculously expensive if you smoke a lot. Best experience I had with it was when my friends decided to put wine inside of it instead of water. You get drunk as fuck, the next logical step was to put some nice reefer on top. The coals burn it surprisingly efficient, you can pass the hose around for a long time. You’ll spend the next couple of hours trying to figure out what the hell happened.

    14 years ago at 7:10 pm
    1. older row

      I’m gonna skip the sarcastic response and ask anyone with some basic scientific knowledge out there: would replacing water in a hookah (or any water pipe) with wine actually get you drunk? It doesn’t sound right but I’m not really qualified to say.

      14 years ago at 7:59 pm
    2. MowMyLawn

      @older row, I haven’t tried it with wine. But, I have tried it with vodka. My brothers claimed it got them drunk. I was already drunk so I’m not really sure if it hit me. haha

      14 years ago at 8:22 pm
    3. liberals are NF

      I can’t see how wine would get you drunk from a hookah. You can only fit a small amount of liquid into most of them but maybe something stronger would work

      14 years ago at 8:26 pm
    4. fraternize

      you may inhale some alcohol vapors which would definitely fuck you up. they do that in britain i hear. just inhale huge amounts of alcohol and get smashed. but the real question is can you vaporize the alcohol just by sucking hot smoke thru it?

      14 years ago at 9:14 pm
    5. longshot1710

      Vaporization of the alcohol would only burn it. The partial pressure of cool smoke would allow some alcohol vapors expand into the smoke allowing them to be inhaled.

      14 years ago at 11:50 pm