1. phigamsecrets

      It is just an accumulation of gangbangers and guidos. In the history of New Jersey, there has never been an attractive female. The entire state is a shithole. Damn proud to be a Southerner.

      14 years ago at 12:08 pm
    2. fratstar3

      go visit Alpine. I personally gauruntee that there is not a single home there that your family could afford.

      14 years ago at 3:46 pm
    3. phigamsecrets

      Do you understand the meaning of guarantee? Considering you are not privy to anybody’s financial information, that is not even possible to assert. Go visit hell and do not return.

      14 years ago at 4:08 pm
    4. phigamsecrets

      Holy shit! Forget it, 4 million whole dollars, like, as in United States currency dollars? For just one house! You are so right, nobody can afford that, this is heresy!

      14 years ago at 5:31 pm
  1. Founding Fratter

    How is this a TFM? Anyone can be ambidextrous at lawn games. Fuck you Krispykicks. What the fuck does your name even mean?

    14 years ago at 11:58 am
  2. NautiFRAT Sailboats

    I was going to agree with this until I saw that it was a New Jersey post.

    14 years ago at 1:39 pm
  3. FrederickHermanJones

    Things that should be standard practice are now being considered TFMs. A true “total frat move” should be going above and beyond the call of duty, for example https://totalfratmove.wpengine.com/124066?page=1&filter=year. That’s a total frat move. It’s funny, it’s outrageous, and it’s not a part of daily life like https://totalfratmove.wpengine.com/576711?page=3&filter=month. Sorry to rant, but this site is getting more misguided every day.

    14 years ago at 2:12 pm
    1. Keynes is a GDI

      20 bucks says he had to google “word that means I’m adept to using both my left and right arms”

      14 years ago at 4:07 pm
  4. JakeFRATpatrick

    Why would you need to be ambidextrous when you always keep your drink in your left hand? Please god don’t tell me you’re left handed.

    14 years ago at 6:54 pm