During the summer my slampiece and mom fight over who gets to iron my shirts. I'm lying, they're Brooks Brothers non-irons. TFM.

  1. Capitalism

    you’re so fucking cool. oh wait i’m lying you suck dick and so does this post

    13 years ago at 2:25 am
  2. frattenonthefratio

    TFM intern: just because a post as slam, brooks brothers, or iron in it, does not make it a TFM. Get it together, or its bows and toes for you

    13 years ago at 4:36 am
  3. the nelson

    This post was gold. Im lying you’re a fucking douche bag. Brookes brothers. TFM. You. NF.

    13 years ago at 7:06 am
  4. Oprah Is A Dyke

    In the winter, they fight about who gets to cuddle with you. I’m lying, they’re dead in my van. TFM.

    13 years ago at 8:11 am
    1. Sunrise Shotguns

      While that was indeed well played, I can’t help but wonder why Oprah chose a van.

      13 years ago at 12:19 pm
    2. Oprah Is A Dyke

      I chose a van because every secret serial killer has a van. A van and ice cream.

      13 years ago at 12:48 pm
    3. Frat Force

      Driving a van. NF. Driving a van with multiple dead slams in it. TFM. Driving a van with no doors on it with a truck load of dead slams in the back. TFTC.

      13 years ago at 3:04 am
    1. Sunrise Shotguns

      Almost every fraternity is good at some chapters and bad at others. Get over it, I’m sure the worst Sigma Chi and Beta chapters are worse than the best Pike chapters.

      13 years ago at 12:45 pm
    2. Phi Psi Til I Die

      pdt1848 I dont see whats wrong with the picture, those are some fratty mother fuckers…..

      13 years ago at 3:21 pm