Setting your alarm for the next morning before you go out because you know it's gonna be a rough night. TFM.

  1. MYpaddle_YOURass

    Putting your alarm on the shower ledge because thats the regular spot to wake up. Killing two birds with one bottle. Frategy.

    14 years ago at 8:43 pm
  2. Bropenhagen

    Can’t say this is the best I’ve seen, but definitely one of the most relatable.

    14 years ago at 9:11 pm
  3. Keynes is a GDI

    Must be difficult to wake up after your thug football players kick your ass at the bar

    14 years ago at 9:27 pm
    1. BROwnOutOfProportion

      ^^Only if you are a US Marine trying to protect a civilian from said football players. In lieu of jail time, they should throw that ni66er Jordan Jefferson in a room with a bunch of Marines. Then suspend him for the rest of his college career.

      14 years ago at 6:13 am
    2. Frat Ryan

      BROwn,

      I have heard that the Marine was stalking an ex-girlfriend and had threatened her multiple times and hit one of her friends. Any truth to that?

      14 years ago at 7:04 am
    3. BROwnOutOfProportion

      I have no clue. I haven’t followed it that closely. Based on witness reports, all that matters to me was he was trying to protect a civilian from getting beaten to death by a bunch of thugs.

      14 years ago at 7:13 am
    4. TheFratSignal

      ^ It’s irrelevant. If he was involved in the fight, he is going to get suspended. Too much bad PR for LSU to worry about. Les Miles is probably going to suspend him anyway for breaking cerfew to go get drunk at a bar anyway.

      14 years ago at 8:51 am
    5. BROwnOutOfProportion

      ^^^It all seems fishy to me. I don’t think Lowery would have walked up to a group of huge football players and thrown a punch, even if he was drunk. It makes no sense. Lowery could be lying too, but this quote from the article makes it sound like the bar employee, probably an LSU fan, is covering for the players: “‘I’m not saying (Jefferson) wasn’t in the fight. I’m not saying he was, but I did see him standing alone while stuff was still going on,’ Neldare said.”

      14 years ago at 9:15 am
  4. Dr Unk

    putting the set alarm clock on the roof cause i know that’s where i’ll end up. tfm

    14 years ago at 9:41 pm
    1. whiskeys_quicker

      Setting it on your phone, at the bar, when you realize that after work drinks just turned into a bender. TFM.

      14 years ago at 6:22 am
  5. Captain Rarge

    Makes sense.. a lot of hammered people don’t remember to set their alarm after being at the bar all night.

    14 years ago at 7:21 am
  6. BUDDAY

    Setting 5 alarms and a Event reminder on your phone before going on a case killing outing with 2 buddies and still sleeping through everyone of them

    14 years ago at 12:17 am