Fail Friday: He Lives de Life
Ten real submissions, four photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Drinking even though your jaw is wired shut. TFM.
-California
You know if you puke, you die, right?
Tried to change my password to my dick but it wouldn’t let me, it said it was too long. TFM.
-Colorado
“I’m sorry, the password you’ve chose is too well endowed.”
Bottom tier fraternity’s think we’re gay because of the way we dress. TFM.
-Kentucky
There’s definitely a better way of saying what you’re trying to say.
Some random geed played “frat” on Words With Friends. On my next play I added “ernity” and told him in the chat to never call it that again. TFM.
-Kansas
On behalf of fraternity gentlemen nationwide, I thank you for taking a stand in Words With Friends.
Hazing pledges at a different chapter over Skype. TFM.
-Illinois
E-hazing is an art.
Wearing a FAF bow tie with my UPS uniform. TFM.
-Texas
4 inch brown shorts. FAF.
Doctor asked how could I drink so much everyday. I told him, “I just have Intestinal Fratitude.” TFM.
-North Carolina
And he replied, “You just have cirrhosis of the liver.”
My formal date didn’t want me to stay with her but I still walked her home because I am a gentleman above everything else. TFM.
-Iowa
Don’t try to turn your lack of game and unsuccessful courtship into a gentleman move.
I bought my first apartment, and it even has crown molding. TFM.
-South Carolina
Clearly you live a life of luxury most could only dream of.
12 personal pledges and a Slampiece named Magdalene: Jesus. TFM.
-Texas
Translation: “Excuse me, I’d like a one-way ticket straight to Hell. Thank you.”
Backstage passes to see Slipknot. FaF.
This photo shoot never should’ve happened, and there’s more of it to come.
Dance like there’s no one watching.
Being over-committed. TFM…or TSM, I can’t tell.
For a man who probably won’t win the primary, that is a lot of dedication. Dumbass
13 years ago at 2:43 pmHe’s actually leading Romney in a majority of the recent major polls.
13 years ago at 3:03 pmhttp://www.foxnews.com/politics/2011/08/25/perry-topples-romney-as-frontrunner-but-stays-on-offense/
Because the polls are always accurate…
13 years ago at 3:26 pmIs that a Rick Perry tramp stamp?
13 years ago at 3:45 pmRomney and Paul are the only acceptable candidates. If Perry or Bachman get the nomination then the whole GOP is a joke, seriously.
13 years ago at 3:46 pmPaul? Just…no. He’s an independent. Not the chance of a fart in a hurricane.
13 years ago at 4:01 pmDoing trick shot lay-ups. NF.
13 years ago at 4:55 pmSitting down with your suit coat buttoned. NF.
Having a over inflated ego. TFM.
Brolysses S Grant: You’re an idiot. Obviously making a health care bill that mirrors Obama’s when Romney was a governor, makes him the obvious answer. And Ron Paul is like the Ralph Nader of the GOP.
13 years ago at 12:22 pmPerry will take SC… and I’d bet on 3 decades of dominating the outcome of the Primary anytime
13 years ago at 7:49 pmWon’t win the primary? Whoah, slow down there sport… However, I do not condone the tattooing of my name on anyone’s ass, except Michelle Bachman’s of course, and trust me, that’s not her ass.
13 years ago at 4:37 pmBeing sober enough to walk a girl home. NF.
13 years ago at 2:46 pmI’m from Iowa…and yes that post embarrassed me. If I knew how to apologize I would.
13 years ago at 9:25 pmwhat the fuck
13 years ago at 2:46 pmThis is horseshit
13 years ago at 3:15 pmI didn’t want the salmon, I said it three times
13 years ago at 4:41 pmfour times*
13 years ago at 6:10 pmgood call dickheads
13 years ago at 11:23 amYou know, that sig ep picture is actually a lot frattier than a lot of the other ones that end up on fail friday, which is kind of sad honestly.
13 years ago at 2:46 pmI’m assuming you missed the guy with the pick bra on?
13 years ago at 2:52 pmexcept for the guy in the wig and skirt. and it’s not because he is in a wig and skirt.
13 years ago at 2:59 pm^didn’t realize Obama was a sigep
13 years ago at 3:01 pmI agree with Fratstar Runner. It’s not too implausible that the lone black guy who is also the center of attention is from some campus organization that is co-sponsoring a philanthropy event with the SigEps, and they’re TFTC about dancing with a black guy in a wig for charity.
That being said, SigEp is fucking gay.
13 years ago at 4:17 pmGoing all out for a philanthropy talent show, TFTC.
13 years ago at 8:31 pm^Lets not assume this is for Philanthropy.
13 years ago at 9:31 amthey’re douchebags at ohio state…and everywhere else
13 years ago at 1:27 pmJust for clarification, this is from an event at Ohio State’s Greek Week. There’s a variety show which has transformed into a choreographed dance competition: no Philanthropy involved. And sigep fucking blows.
13 years ago at 10:40 amA. Samuels, TFTC?
13 years ago at 2:48 pmno, hes like a girl with a father who didn’t love her..hes crying out for attention any way he can get it.
13 years ago at 4:57 pmI’m not sure… I think he is just running out of things to do with his money
13 years ago at 9:18 amA. Samuels…the next Nevin Shapiro?
13 years ago at 10:26 amI am no longer surprised by how NF some of the pike pictures are week after week..
13 years ago at 2:51 pmI agree. Pike is just in their own world.
13 years ago at 3:04 pmWhy would you ever have been surprised? It is fucking Pikes..
13 years ago at 3:08 pm^this guy
13 years ago at 5:48 pm^that guy
13 years ago at 8:18 pmGo deepthroat a cactus.
13 years ago at 11:02 amif i had a dollar every time a pike made an ass of himself…
13 years ago at 11:24 am^you’d have enough money to make a hobo a 1%er?
13 years ago at 12:39 amWhat a shitty car if he’s “Livin’ de life.”
13 years ago at 2:51 pmCan you really call an S-Class shitty? I mean, yeah, it could be newer, but the video gives us all way better things to make fun of than that!
13 years ago at 9:53 pmIt’d be like making fun of the guys on Jersey Shore for being from the north.
That video looked like a bad cialis commercial. Marky Mark hit an all time low after “Good vibrations” o guess
13 years ago at 2:43 amcouldn’t even get halfway through that video.
13 years ago at 2:51 pmWhere do you get these images from? ’cause I definitely know that TKE in that picture…
13 years ago at 2:51 pmI bet you’re not pretty.
13 years ago at 2:56 pmYou know that guy? My condolences.
13 years ago at 3:05 pmI wonder where the TKE got that badass fedora.
13 years ago at 3:20 pmThat’s fuckin’ Michael Turner hahah
13 years ago at 3:22 pmI can’t help but feel this website is somehow responsible for the decision in getting that tattoo. That person needs to really reevaluate their decisions. Especially ones of such permanence, what an idiot.
13 years ago at 2:52 pm