I remember driving down on move-in day and seeing all the GDI freshmen wearing cargo shorts with the pockets holding nothing but excitement for college
Making the pledges wear cargo shorts, putting bricks in them, and making them run around till they throw up. Now, every time they see cargo shorts their initial reaction will be to vomit. They shall be called Pavlovian Pledges.
And a bid.
13 years ago at 11:30 amCargo shorts are not meant to hold anything, they are meant to hide shame.
13 years ago at 1:22 pm^ Fucking This
13 years ago at 2:38 pmIncluding your V-Card.
13 years ago at 9:46 amLast I heard, the pockets couldn’t support any amount over 20 dollars.
13 years ago at 11:30 am20? thought it was 10
13 years ago at 11:33 am^ This.
13 years ago at 6:31 pm5″ inseams being able to hold girl’s voices. TF.
13 years ago at 11:33 amTFM*
13 years ago at 11:34 am‘Totally Frat’?
13 years ago at 3:08 pmNo one has gotten a handjob in cargo’s since Nam
13 years ago at 11:37 amI tried to put this up as a TFM around Christmas time last year, but it wasnt posted.
13 years ago at 11:54 am^that is because every person has heard it no less than one million times
13 years ago at 12:05 pma million and one times
13 years ago at 12:24 pmNo one has gotten a handjob in cargo’s since Nam.
A million and two times.
13 years ago at 12:57 pmI see what you did there
13 years ago at 1:36 pmA million and four times.
13 years ago at 4:01 pmfive million
13 years ago at 4:53 pmI remember driving down on move-in day and seeing all the GDI freshmen wearing cargo shorts with the pockets holding nothing but excitement for college
13 years ago at 12:18 pmgreat
13 years ago at 12:28 pmneat
13 years ago at 12:30 pmteat
13 years ago at 12:42 pmswell
13 years ago at 12:42 pmsays nintenbro 64
13 years ago at 1:04 pmhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hm3JodBR-vs
13 years ago at 1:35 pmHow neat was that video?
13 years ago at 6:24 amI hear they hold great careers at McDonalds
13 years ago at 12:24 pmOr your dignity.
13 years ago at 12:49 pmor self respect
13 years ago at 1:17 pmMaking the pledges wear cargo shorts, putting bricks in them, and making them run around till they throw up. Now, every time they see cargo shorts their initial reaction will be to vomit. They shall be called Pavlovian Pledges.
13 years ago at 11:14 pmWeird, for a minute there I thought you had just copied this word for word from an old TFM.
13 years ago at 6:22 amYeah I basically did. I thought it was all too appropriate to go unrepeated. Good observation though.
13 years ago at 2:24 pm