Purchased a boat with my Phillip Morris dividend check. That's right, big bad tobacco pays for my recreation. TFM.

  1. carolinahaze

    They changed their name to Altria Group eight years ago. If you actually owned stock in this company you’d know that.

    13 years ago at 9:57 pm
    1. I fucked a mermaid

      Usually responding to petty thread comments is low, but fuck yeah to that.

      13 years ago at 10:13 pm
    2. TheTG1856

      Considering the div is 3.7% and a big boat costs lets just call it a mil, you would need to own I’ll be nice and call it 400,000 shares. I have my doubts.

      13 years ago at 11:53 pm
    3. WWW1858

      Well you are wrong. Clearly you have never bought a pack of marlboros cause it clearly says Phillip Morris on them. Oh and they’re factory is the phillip morris factory….

      13 years ago at 12:23 am
    4. Stock Broker

      If a geed like you, carolinahaze, tried to tarnish my reputation I would have responded the exact same way. Just take the loss, and move on.

      13 years ago at 12:42 am
    5. phigamsecrets

      Holy Shit, Carolinahaze, you just had your balls chopped off, crushed up and served to you cold. Lawyered. Change your name to something or anything else (SCarolinahaze) you are embarrassing the rest of us.

      13 years ago at 5:25 am
    6. WombRaider

      Atria spun off Phillip Morris in 2008. As for all the embarrassing comments with respect to equities – please keep investing boys. If you haven’t realized your gdi e-trade account trading 30% down makes you the fool on the market.

      13 years ago at 7:20 am
    7. Fratural State

      They changed their name to Altria Group in 2003 with the acquisition of Kraft foods and 40% of SAB Miller corportation. And their ticker symbol is MO. Yes, for Morris.

      13 years ago at 7:22 am
    8. NorthFratolina

      Philip Morris International was spun off in 2008 from the Altria Group, Inc. (formally known as Philip Morris Companies Inc).

      13 years ago at 12:55 pm
  2. BROld Spice

    All I can picture is the weekly meeting of the Merchants of Death from Thank you for Smoking.

    13 years ago at 10:27 pm
    1. BROld Spice

      I loved the way he trained his son in the art of winning an argument.

      “I proved that you’re wrong, and if you’re wrong I’m right.”

      13 years ago at 12:02 am
  3. Tallapoosa Snu

    phillip morris stock is a solid long term investment… even when the U.S. divdends go down, the stock makes serious money worldwide… its a long term, low risk investment…. While everyone wants fast money, you have to respect stocks like jonhson & johnson, kimberly clark, hershey, and disney…even when business is bad, the stock still rises slow and steady, money is money

    13 years ago at 12:42 am
    1. Tallapoosa Snu

      high risk stocks may get people lucky, but any knowledge and patience leads to high quality dividends

      13 years ago at 12:44 am