Bows and Toes in the basement prepared me for Bows and Toes at Parris Island. TFM.

  1. Brodyssius

    Please don’t compare pledgeship to boot camp. They are not at all similar. And what fucking pussy drill instructor has you doing bows and toes? He must be new.

    14 years ago at 6:56 pm
    1. Brotastrophe

      I believe that maybe he was understating the comparison in order to make it shorter. Brevity is the soul of wit and all.

      14 years ago at 8:02 pm
    2. Brodyssius

      Well, I put a little more thought into it. Though I don’t believe there’s any real comparison between the two, adversity of any kind makes you better able to handle adversity the next time–no matter how it comes.

      14 years ago at 8:31 pm
  2. FrataholicAnonymous

    So, you enlisted after college? Now if you had said Parris Island prepared you for the basement, or the basement prepared you for Quantico, that would have made sense and been a TFM. Enlisting after graduation/dropping out: NF

    14 years ago at 10:04 am
  3. SouthernSmoke

    Throwing away your college education and degree to be a pledgefuck again: NF

    14 years ago at 2:57 pm
  4. Cupcake

    Thank you for your service, sir. I don’t care which came first, pledgeship or Boot, I just appreciate you.

    14 years ago at 7:05 pm