Freshman roommate requested a room transfer two weeks into school. In the formal request he cited that I was a "raging alcoholic who mocks the kids on financial aid." TFM.

  1. Elephant Walker

    bro if youre 2 weeks into school you are either a gdi or a pledge, so get off this website.

    13 years ago at 2:49 pm
    1. FratFavre

      when he said “freshman roommate”, that most likely implies that he is telling a story about when he was a younger lad.

      13 years ago at 2:55 pm
    2. AccuFrat

      Elephant Walker, if you haven’t made it on Wall Street, odds are you really aren’t too rich

      13 years ago at 10:02 am
  2. Fratstar Runner

    Wait, how would you know they are on financial aid? Most don’t share that.

    13 years ago at 3:00 pm
    1. A Frattest H

      But it is common to hear people bitching about student loans. You kind of know right then and there.

      13 years ago at 3:08 pm
    2. Fratstar Runner

      Student loans: They have to pay back later. I know some guys who have money, but their parents wouldn’t pay for their education for some reason.

      Financial aid: Gov’t pays for school for them. These people will usually stay in college for 6 years or however long they keep getting free money.

      13 years ago at 8:36 pm
    3. Captain Fraddock

      ^ Are you serious? At private institutions financial aid, is in the form of scholarship, that is paid out of the institution’s endowment. There is no government involvement.

      13 years ago at 12:11 am
    4. dynasty

      Financial aid can also include government loans (subsidized or unsubsidized). A lot of lower class students end up getting student loans through private institutions as well as federal loans because their parents don’t qualify for the parent PLUS loan. I work in a financial aid office so listening people bitch about student loans is what I do.

      13 years ago at 8:51 am
    5. dynasty

      Yeah it’s a good campus job. Kind of hard because I’ve never filled out a FAFSA but it looks good on a resume. My favorite part of the job is telling kids with horrible GPA’s that the government is no longer giving them aid. Sadistic but satisfying.

      13 years ago at 4:02 pm
    1. J T McCarty

      You’re missing a couple of commas and the word “it” you filthy fuck commoner

      13 years ago at 3:45 pm
    2. proud to be tEXan

      He’s missing a lot more than just commas. All of his teeth, being one example.

      13 years ago at 4:43 pm
    3. Money is money however the way you handle it is different. New money is a black guy who just won the lottery, moved to the Landings, and bought a golden Escalade and is speding money left and right. He will be back on food stamps here shortly. Old money is about investing and being fiscally responsible

      13 years ago at 9:08 am
    4. AccuFrat

      Old Money is called being from the North East, and being directly related to someone on the board of Standard Oil.

      13 years ago at 10:05 am
  3. BlueBloodWhitePearls

    Being a “LawnGuyLandBro.” NF, and I hope the next hurricane destroys your tacky Nassau County McMansion.

    13 years ago at 3:53 pm
    1. Q Todd Dickinson

      Yeah, bro. Hamptons, NF. New Rochelle, NF. Could go on forever.

      The state has almost 20 million people; you’re painting with a pretty broad brush. Also, you’re painting and therefore, a homo.

      13 years ago at 4:50 pm
    1. The Frat Czar

      You can’t even come up with a good name for your troll account. Go get bit by fire ants.

      13 years ago at 10:02 pm