Professor asked me why I was 10 minutes late to class. Told him I was finishing "Freebird" in my car. TFM.

    1. Phi_Alpha_1856

      Yeah right!!! This is such a total frat move!!! You guys don’t even realize!!! …….

      14 years ago at 1:58 pm
  1. brose montana

    Honestly, that’s what I call a cool story bro. Such a riveting tale, I honestly copy and pasted it to word, saved on my hard drive, backed it up on a jump drive, drove to the bank, put the jump drive in the safe deposit box, and will leave it there until my kids turn about 12 (when they can actually state their age, and ask what it is I’m showing them), when I will pick it up, put it in an old USB drive reader and relay this cool story to them and tell them, “kids, this is what a cool story should look and sound like…not like the stories your generation tells.”

    14 years ago at 2:28 pm
    1. Fratweiser

      I’m going to take brose montana’s reply, save it to a hard drive then save it to a jump drive then i’ll use that to wipe my ass when we run out of toilet paper because no child deserves to be subjected to that kind of stupidity.

      14 years ago at 2:59 pm
  2. SleepAndEat

    Yeah then I used his coffee mug as a spitter and called him a pussy Liberal. TFTC

    14 years ago at 3:20 pm
  3. rastafratian

    Community College -NF

    Also you definitely just just him that you ran into traffic

    14 years ago at 5:20 pm