My dentist recommended I stop opening beers with my teeth. TFM.

    1. LPB_III

      Is it really that outrageous to think he opens bottles with his teeth? I do it on occasion.

      14 years ago at 10:10 am
    1. BEVOdoesntgiveaFuck

      That or he just is ok with not being able to open a can with hands. TFouryearoldM

      14 years ago at 10:02 am
  1. AboveAnyOther

    Its ifs a bottle, it should have been opened already when the woman/pledge/bartender handed it to you. If you can’t open up a can with one hand, where did you learn to drink?

    14 years ago at 5:25 pm