Why because you were too busy banging your slam piece in nothing but Sperry’s and Costas while she was making you a sandwich and baking cupcakes all while simultaneously chugging whiskey and doing lines off of her little’s DD’s. Good Investment, take a lap.
No you didn’t
14 years ago at 11:26 am^ This
14 years ago at 11:29 amya, plus varsity athletes can’t play the Intramural sport they are varsity in.
14 years ago at 11:57 amThis one isn’t even funny
14 years ago at 4:15 pmNo Adderall. NF.
14 years ago at 8:02 pmUnless there is some kind of substantial monetary prize involved in winning, that’s a waste.
14 years ago at 11:31 amTPointlessM…
14 years ago at 11:36 amTunathleticM
14 years ago at 11:37 amTFatM
14 years ago at 12:12 amso you are the unathletic frat?
14 years ago at 11:42 amBottom tier.
14 years ago at 11:42 am…and still getting beat by Fiji. FFS. Fuck Fiji sports
14 years ago at 12:04 pmAs long as your uniforms don’t look like the Maryland football team’s….
14 years ago at 12:14 pmMaryland has awesome uniforms.
14 years ago at 1:29 pmusing awesome in a sentence, NF
14 years ago at 10:27 pmSoccer. NF.
14 years ago at 12:17 pm^stop breathing
14 years ago at 2:42 pmAnything to do with soccer. NF
14 years ago at 2:00 amWhy because you were too busy banging your slam piece in nothing but Sperry’s and Costas while she was making you a sandwich and baking cupcakes all while simultaneously chugging whiskey and doing lines off of her little’s DD’s. Good Investment, take a lap.
14 years ago at 12:29 pm^with a fat lip in.
14 years ago at 12:42 pm^^You forgot to mention hunting/fishing/golfing with Bush/Perry/some judge. Lap.
14 years ago at 1:12 pm^^^ You also forgot that they had to go to class, but leave right after the professor calls role.
14 years ago at 2:15 pmI see no hazing being done ^^^
14 years ago at 2:43 pmDon’t forget to throw in Decision Points. And the fact all of this took place on your private island.
14 years ago at 10:05 pm