^^ Bud Light presents: Real Easy Slampieces. Today, we salute you, Ms. ‘Whore Everyone Sleeps With Before They Find A Real Lady’ Slampiece. Without you, countless men would have never had the practice in bed to impress their next girl enough to keep her around, and your friends would never have a bridesmaid. When everyone isn’t busy talking about how much of a slut you are behind your back, they are planning how to get you in their bed for a quick lay because they know preying on your insecurities will make it even easier. So open up an ice cold bud light, Ms. Plan B- because of you, even the saddest son of a bitch’s dry spell never lasts too long.
People who comment on replies that say “I didn’t read the whole thing, but…” really make themselves look like fucking morons for not being able to read 10 lines of text.
Hats off to you I Piss Excellence… definitely true.
Is this real life? Are there sorostitutes who don’t want to marry some one successful? “Hot piece”, why don’t you get off of the computer, make a damn sandwich, and shut the hell up.
Damn…what a fratty ass move bro.
14 years ago at 10:50 pmsharing genes with an ugly sister
14 years ago at 11:52 pmIs she hott?
14 years ago at 10:50 pmapparently not horribly attractive
14 years ago at 12:37 amSo no guys liked her when she was an undergrad?
14 years ago at 10:53 pmShe could have just been the whore everyone slept with before they found the right lady.
14 years ago at 11:08 pm^^ Bud Light presents: Real Easy Slampieces. Today, we salute you, Ms. ‘Whore Everyone Sleeps With Before They Find A Real Lady’ Slampiece. Without you, countless men would have never had the practice in bed to impress their next girl enough to keep her around, and your friends would never have a bridesmaid. When everyone isn’t busy talking about how much of a slut you are behind your back, they are planning how to get you in their bed for a quick lay because they know preying on your insecurities will make it even easier. So open up an ice cold bud light, Ms. Plan B- because of you, even the saddest son of a bitch’s dry spell never lasts too long.
14 years ago at 11:58 pm^I wanna say this is too long, but it’s spot on. Grab another beer, and rant on sir.
14 years ago at 12:08 amI skimmed that..seemed like something I support though.
14 years ago at 12:44 amPeople who comment on replies that say “I didn’t read the whole thing, but…” really make themselves look like fucking morons for not being able to read 10 lines of text.
Hats off to you I Piss Excellence… definitely true.
14 years ago at 1:25 amHow dare you, she’s a nice lady!
14 years ago at 10:01 amI did infact make it all the way through and I’m going to say I enjoyed it. FaF I Piss Excellence.
14 years ago at 10:12 amI Piss Excellence – Yes. I’d like to see those done on other TFMs, too.
14 years ago at 11:02 am^this
14 years ago at 2:13 pmYour sister must be pretty goddamn ugly.
14 years ago at 11:41 pmSweet outlook.
14 years ago at 3:16 amIs this real life? Are there sorostitutes who don’t want to marry some one successful? “Hot piece”, why don’t you get off of the computer, make a damn sandwich, and shut the hell up.
14 years ago at 6:01 am^^^No.
14 years ago at 7:00 am^^^^NO!
14 years ago at 9:26 amBefore she gets pregnant again?
14 years ago at 10:06 amNo worries, I have several friends who are still enjoying the single and dating life. I know I don’t want to get married right after college!!!
14 years ago at 2:26 pm