Being the first to pound that freshman girl whose willing to do anything to be popular. TFM.

    1. Oprah Is A Dyke

      I would love for you to prove it, but that doesn’t work out too well if you don’t go to school in North Carolina.

      14 years ago at 11:34 pm
    2. alpha gamma brho

      Honey roasted ham 1/8 thick, tomato, bacon, and ranch. On sour dough please. If you don’t have a starter made for the dough, you’re too new monew for me anyways.

      14 years ago at 1:15 am
    1. Feminist Cumdumpster

      ^ I’m Chris Hanson with dateline NBC, why don’t you take a seat and tell me what your doing here.

      14 years ago at 8:31 pm
  1. Proud Texan

    Let’s be honest, you’re probably not the first guy to slam her if she’s willing to do anything to be popular.

    14 years ago at 2:04 pm
    1. the nelson

      You’re definitely not the first guy to slam her if shes from California, I hear they’re born without their virginity there. Makes it easier once they hit the 6th grade.

      14 years ago at 2:57 pm
    2. HaywoodChablowme

      ^This Also, Feminist Cumdumpster, never, ever, post a link to a video of a queer on here again. Idiot.

      14 years ago at 1:55 am
  2. CostaDelMarCroakies

    You mean being the first to pound her on that given night who cares freshmen chicks aren’t real people anyway

    14 years ago at 3:14 pm
    1. CaTazwell

      Google “Zin Capital of the US.” Far from lib-ville. If you don’t chew Cope and drink whiskey here, you can fuck off. We just happen to not be the stereotype of California and its overwhelming number of Prius driving tree huggers.

      14 years ago at 1:59 am