Made a sorostitute drive 3 hours just to bang. Told her to drive home safe 20 minutes after her arrival. TFM.

    1. NaBroleon Complex

      Anything more than 15 and that means you are trying to please her too. NF. Getting yours and being done when you please. TFM

      14 years ago at 2:36 am
  1. BBFrater

    Making your slam piece burn 80 dollars of gas for 20 minutes. Thank you for boosting my Exxon dividend.

    14 years ago at 1:41 pm
    1. CPAsshole

      Posting multiple times on your own TFM that is about you finishing in less than 5 minutes (probably 15 minutes of her 20 were you trying to unhook her bra), you fucking suck. I’ll wait here 5 minutes for your response.

      14 years ago at 2:49 pm
  2. BROwnOutOfProportion

    On the way home she stopped to fuck someone who was actually worth the 3 hour drive.

    14 years ago at 2:02 pm
  3. TAMUHaZe

    Nice move tool. Sure your Geed friends loved this story so you thought it could hang here. Move along.

    14 years ago at 3:23 pm
    1. TTTriple

      wait, where’s your sick story? do you have a post published on here? stfu hater lib troll

      14 years ago at 1:06 am
  4. Frattery

    Along similar lines, Traffic Cone Pledge dresses in orange and stands in desirable parking spots to make sure no one takes them.

    14 years ago at 4:45 pm
    1. Frattery

      Not only missed the reply button, but somehow posted on the wrong TFM. Taking a marathon

      14 years ago at 4:46 pm