yes imma post it here too. Fuck might as well. This addy and coke binge is no good. Ok, So I know there is a discussion thread about Addy rants. Im 30mg vagina deep at the moment. I don’t really have much to say. Everything is fine. Life is good. And most importantly, I have no black friends. Racist you may call me, but i think its ignorance at its finest. See, I come from a family that always wanted my siblings and I not communicate to the basketball producing race. When you’re young, you dont see the world for what it is. As I started to open my eyes and saw exactly what the Welfare loving race was about, I understood why my entire family did not want to interact with the Obama loving race. Every single stereotypical comment about the Lazy race is accurate to a eye-opening degree. They are loud, right? They love to live off the government, smoke week/newports, drink 40s, etc. But what really bites my penis is the fact that they complain and still want more. Why, please tell me why other citizen must support y’all, why? What is even more pathetic is how I haven’t even mention the stealing, the murders, the drug distribution,the smell, and the rudeness. I know everyone reading this agrees regardless how much you may love the Fried chicken loving race. They are what they are and it sucks. Sometimes I feel like it isnt even the color, or the big lips, or the crinkly/velcro type or how big the noses are, its about WHAT they do. Anyways what the fuck is up with those people you “Like” TFM and they look like shit. Just watch. Imma scroll down real quick and will see 90% commoners …watch…………WHOA!!! on fucking point with that one. On there you can see 25 people (5by5 grid) 19 were Geedy as fuck. Perfect example http://www.facebook.com/iJoshh …Here we have a fat, emo, loser looking piglet. Why does he think he can do this? I am oh so very confused. This site should filter somehow, yall know “trim the herd” type of ordeal. Fuck it they are making money with all the “Likes”….well atleast I think. Im done with this. Well let me leave yall with some quick,totally fantastic(because Im always right) totally frat fucking amazing comments. I can not wait to fire Obama in 2012. The south will rise needs to stop, because we have ALREADY risen yall. Wagon wheel is a fucking perfect, PERFECT song for beer poundage. West coast sucks. The North will never know that feeling of loyalty and appreciation about the land you were born and raised in. This is why we are better. Sorry..well not really. Every man needs to know how to golf, how to produce a bow tie knot, and how to please a woman. A man must also know how to be a fucking asshole, but the next minute an absolute gentleman (doing this always leave geeds and peasants in awe and fear, keeping them on their toes you can say) Also if you can’t drive perfectly fine with 15-20 beers in you, just stop…no seriously stop in life. Drop everything and stop…pussy. Also USC> Clemson. Aurburn>Bama (oh yes) Georgia>Flordia. Southern tide, shit dont even get me started about them, have yall seen the jeans and Abercrombie looks graphic tees? what in the mother fuck? But hey, they are appealing to other crowds now, its all about the money, but than again,,ST wouldnt be what they are if they didnt make clothes for us. In a few years, you will see a member of the rockawear/jordan lovin race with dread and a “fitted” wearing a ST, shit I saw this meth looking, bald dude with fucking cargo PANT, and green adidas wearing a ST polo and it does not end there. I was wearing the same fucking one. Fuck, talk about gay as AIDS, and it doesnt end there, I passed him and he said..hear this “Bro bro, nice shirt, looks like we know how to pull DA ladies” ….yes, yes…I know. wow huh. I just stared at him with a blank/clueless expression until he slowly turned his head and walked away, See I did not do that stare down on purpose. I just honestly did not know what the fuck to say. Well, safe to say after this happened. I never get anything from ST. I still got Marsh, Point, Proper, and Coast to clothes me. Anyways back to leaving yall with some fucking amazing wisdom. Newt Gingrich 2012, research his background thats all im saying. Blink 182 is gay. SUV’s/Trucks > anything. Only smoke when you drink. Always open a door for a lady. Always offer to carry anything for them. Never get talked down by one. Never feel intimidated by a female(I see it all the time everywhere). Tell the woman if the food she makes is nasty and go ape nuts about it.
Being black I find this highly racist and you sir are what is wrong with this country. Don’t live to hate. I frat hard in a monte carlo and I smoke some weed now and then. 40s are where its at bruh!
You see, the one thing about the whole “racism is frat” thing that falls apart is that all of us have brothers, either at our chapters or others, that aren’t white. Do you treat them less just because of their color, or are they “one of the good ones?”
Incredible rant. I’m black (for real) and I wasn’t offended at all. I actually kind of agree with this. There are a lot of us who live on welfare, complain about wanting more, and don’t do anything to fix their situation. I don’t because I was taught to work for what you want. Personally, I want a new president so I’m not an Obama lover. I have a clean record because I think of the future before I do something criminal. As for the fried chicken thing…that’s true. It’s hard to resist good fried chicken. Although it may seem that way, not all black people fit a stereotype. But anyway, sorry for rambling.
Loved it…i agree with everything that was just franticly typed. Haha can you imagine how hard/loud this guy was typing in the library with everyone just staring?
This was a pleasure to read. I actually nice moved this post only because of your comment. TFM should try to get in touch with you so you can just lay it “all” out there. That would be a great addition (maybe have a column every Monday). Anyways frat on sir.
Fratpublican, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. already said this once, but damn was it needed here.
Quit reading when you complained about all of the geeds who like TFM. I always get a few random people, but at least 3/4 are people on my FB friend list anyway.
I wasn’t on enough addy to finish the rant, but part of it was funny.
I stopped reading after the first sentence. I scrolled down and all I saw was that you said auburn is better than Bama and I knew you were a jackass so everything you posted is invalidated. Also, people who think this is cool are fucking gay.
Your rant is probably the only comment as long as it was that was worth reading. Being on addy at the moment myself helped me out a lot getting through it without stopping, and I’m supposed to be studying for a test thats 1 hour and 20 minutes from now. But I love black people. Not the ones you described but the really hard working, non ghetto, respectable ones. They are some of the most decent, nice human beings. Played football with some and met a few others. Anyways good job.
This post is a horrible example of a TFM. Every time I get on this site there is a stupid ass post like this. This site used to be funny but it has done a 180 in the past couple of months.
As mentioned in the addy fueled rant above, probably 80% of the people that frequent this site attend shitty ass directional schools and pretend to be “frat,” as demonstrated above with the facebook link. When you got so many morons on a site, you are bound to a lower quality of posts. Too many people on this website accuse every post of being NF, when they are just idiots pretending to have money while attending Southwest Montana State Technical School.
Couldn’t agree more with you fratness. It’s kind of sad this site use to be something we could read and have a laugh between classes or recovering from a hangover. Now I doubt half these people even go to college let alone are in a fraternity.
Now that’s just fucking funny. Nice move.
14 years ago at 1:28 pmObama jr approves of this message
14 years ago at 1:30 pm^ This
14 years ago at 7:05 pmIs he going to be a comedian?
14 years ago at 1:29 pmI see what you did there
14 years ago at 1:31 pm^^this. very clever
14 years ago at 5:37 pmyes imma post it here too. Fuck might as well. This addy and coke binge is no good. Ok, So I know there is a discussion thread about Addy rants. Im 30mg vagina deep at the moment. I don’t really have much to say. Everything is fine. Life is good. And most importantly, I have no black friends. Racist you may call me, but i think its ignorance at its finest. See, I come from a family that always wanted my siblings and I not communicate to the basketball producing race. When you’re young, you dont see the world for what it is. As I started to open my eyes and saw exactly what the Welfare loving race was about, I understood why my entire family did not want to interact with the Obama loving race. Every single stereotypical comment about the Lazy race is accurate to a eye-opening degree. They are loud, right? They love to live off the government, smoke week/newports, drink 40s, etc. But what really bites my penis is the fact that they complain and still want more. Why, please tell me why other citizen must support y’all, why? What is even more pathetic is how I haven’t even mention the stealing, the murders, the drug distribution,the smell, and the rudeness. I know everyone reading this agrees regardless how much you may love the Fried chicken loving race. They are what they are and it sucks. Sometimes I feel like it isnt even the color, or the big lips, or the crinkly/velcro type or how big the noses are, its about WHAT they do. Anyways what the fuck is up with those people you “Like” TFM and they look like shit. Just watch. Imma scroll down real quick and will see 90% commoners …watch…………WHOA!!! on fucking point with that one. On there you can see 25 people (5by5 grid) 19 were Geedy as fuck. Perfect example http://www.facebook.com/iJoshh …Here we have a fat, emo, loser looking piglet. Why does he think he can do this? I am oh so very confused. This site should filter somehow, yall know “trim the herd” type of ordeal. Fuck it they are making money with all the “Likes”….well atleast I think. Im done with this. Well let me leave yall with some quick,totally fantastic(because Im always right) totally frat fucking amazing comments. I can not wait to fire Obama in 2012. The south will rise needs to stop, because we have ALREADY risen yall. Wagon wheel is a fucking perfect, PERFECT song for beer poundage. West coast sucks. The North will never know that feeling of loyalty and appreciation about the land you were born and raised in. This is why we are better. Sorry..well not really. Every man needs to know how to golf, how to produce a bow tie knot, and how to please a woman. A man must also know how to be a fucking asshole, but the next minute an absolute gentleman (doing this always leave geeds and peasants in awe and fear, keeping them on their toes you can say) Also if you can’t drive perfectly fine with 15-20 beers in you, just stop…no seriously stop in life. Drop everything and stop…pussy. Also USC> Clemson. Aurburn>Bama (oh yes) Georgia>Flordia. Southern tide, shit dont even get me started about them, have yall seen the jeans and Abercrombie looks graphic tees? what in the mother fuck? But hey, they are appealing to other crowds now, its all about the money, but than again,,ST wouldnt be what they are if they didnt make clothes for us. In a few years, you will see a member of the rockawear/jordan lovin race with dread and a “fitted” wearing a ST, shit I saw this meth looking, bald dude with fucking cargo PANT, and green adidas wearing a ST polo and it does not end there. I was wearing the same fucking one. Fuck, talk about gay as AIDS, and it doesnt end there, I passed him and he said..hear this “Bro bro, nice shirt, looks like we know how to pull DA ladies” ….yes, yes…I know. wow huh. I just stared at him with a blank/clueless expression until he slowly turned his head and walked away, See I did not do that stare down on purpose. I just honestly did not know what the fuck to say. Well, safe to say after this happened. I never get anything from ST. I still got Marsh, Point, Proper, and Coast to clothes me. Anyways back to leaving yall with some fucking amazing wisdom. Newt Gingrich 2012, research his background thats all im saying. Blink 182 is gay. SUV’s/Trucks > anything. Only smoke when you drink. Always open a door for a lady. Always offer to carry anything for them. Never get talked down by one. Never feel intimidated by a female(I see it all the time everywhere). Tell the woman if the food she makes is nasty and go ape nuts about it.
14 years ago at 1:36 pmThis might be the greatest rant I never read
14 years ago at 1:42 pmAbsolutely amazing
14 years ago at 1:43 pmThat, for the most part, was pure excellence.
14 years ago at 1:49 pmDon’t do drugs, kids. What this guy’s on will turn your brain to shit.
14 years ago at 1:50 pmBeing black I find this highly racist and you sir are what is wrong with this country. Don’t live to hate. I frat hard in a monte carlo and I smoke some weed now and then. 40s are where its at bruh!
14 years ago at 1:54 pm^Hmm…I knew I didnt like you.
14 years ago at 2:01 pmThat sir was amazing
14 years ago at 2:02 pmWell played Mauer
14 years ago at 2:03 pmThat Jimbo was satire. I ain’t no s.pook
14 years ago at 2:06 pmThis is why China is projected to overtake the U.S.in 2020.
14 years ago at 2:08 pmElaborate MrOX
14 years ago at 2:10 pmThis should be a column. Great rant indeed Sir. TFTC
14 years ago at 2:10 pmModern day Shakespeare.
14 years ago at 2:27 pmWe need more comments like this
14 years ago at 2:47 pmIncoherent rant stating truths we all know while dropping retarded and racist comments.
14 years ago at 2:54 pmthis is glorious
14 years ago at 2:56 pmBeautiful rant
14 years ago at 2:58 pmThat rant was pretty goddamn spectacular.
14 years ago at 3:01 pmExcellence.
14 years ago at 3:04 pmOutstanding coke/addy fueled rant.
I don’t agree with your racism but everything else was eloquently stated.
Carry on.
14 years ago at 3:25 pmOther than the typo: Georgia>Florida (<), this is on point.
14 years ago at 3:33 pmThere’s more comments about this guys comment then the original post. The comment was fucking great by the way.
14 years ago at 3:48 pmGrandma?
14 years ago at 3:48 pmYou see, the one thing about the whole “racism is frat” thing that falls apart is that all of us have brothers, either at our chapters or others, that aren’t white. Do you treat them less just because of their color, or are they “one of the good ones?”
14 years ago at 4:04 pmActually I don’t have those kind of brothers…I’m not bottom tier
14 years ago at 5:34 pmCould anyone else fathom to see this every 7 days or so?
14 years ago at 4:06 pmIncredible rant. I’m black (for real) and I wasn’t offended at all. I actually kind of agree with this. There are a lot of us who live on welfare, complain about wanting more, and don’t do anything to fix their situation. I don’t because I was taught to work for what you want. Personally, I want a new president so I’m not an Obama lover. I have a clean record because I think of the future before I do something criminal. As for the fried chicken thing…that’s true. It’s hard to resist good fried chicken. Although it may seem that way, not all black people fit a stereotype. But anyway, sorry for rambling.
14 years ago at 4:19 pmThanks Clayton bigsby for your response
14 years ago at 7:00 pmMr. Bigsby, what exactly is your problem with the African American race?
How much time ya got buddy?
14 years ago at 12:28 pm^
14 years ago at 4:43 pmhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJ4B7G8Rw3Q
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0
14 years ago at 4:49 pmLoved it…i agree with everything that was just franticly typed. Haha can you imagine how hard/loud this guy was typing in the library with everyone just staring?
14 years ago at 5:27 pmI definitely hit reply…I think it messes up every now and then when commenting with an iPhone
14 years ago at 5:32 pmThis was a pleasure to read. I actually nice moved this post only because of your comment. TFM should try to get in touch with you so you can just lay it “all” out there. That would be a great addition (maybe have a column every Monday). Anyways frat on sir.
14 years ago at 5:51 pmI agree with the racism.
14 years ago at 7:29 pmThis is the stage of coke/addy abuse that come right before rehab.
Congrats on adopting your parents’ blind racism. I can only hope your bloodline ends with you.
14 years ago at 8:01 pmFratpublican, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. already said this once, but damn was it needed here.
14 years ago at 8:44 pmQuit reading when you complained about all of the geeds who like TFM. I always get a few random people, but at least 3/4 are people on my FB friend list anyway.
I wasn’t on enough addy to finish the rant, but part of it was funny.
14 years ago at 8:53 pmby far the best rant ive ever read
14 years ago at 10:46 pmdamn right USC>Clemsucks!
14 years ago at 12:25 amBrought a tear to my eye how correct he is.
14 years ago at 12:43 amfratslash, glad you get the right idea. Respect to you for that
14 years ago at 1:51 amI stopped reading after the first sentence. I scrolled down and all I saw was that you said auburn is better than Bama and I knew you were a jackass so everything you posted is invalidated. Also, people who think this is cool are fucking gay.
14 years ago at 11:42 amread it twice too find what everyone thought was so great, maybe third time is a charm
14 years ago at 2:29 pmExcellent post brother. And fratslash I commend you, it sounds like your parents raised you right and I would be honored to drink a beer with ya.
14 years ago at 8:46 pmAbsolutely on point.
14 years ago at 2:31 pmYour rant is probably the only comment as long as it was that was worth reading. Being on addy at the moment myself helped me out a lot getting through it without stopping, and I’m supposed to be studying for a test thats 1 hour and 20 minutes from now. But I love black people. Not the ones you described but the really hard working, non ghetto, respectable ones. They are some of the most decent, nice human beings. Played football with some and met a few others. Anyways good job.
14 years ago at 2:33 pmclearly all the addy didn’t help you find the reply button
14 years ago at 2:50 pmDamn just noticed that. Hopefully this addy will help me while I take my lap.
14 years ago at 3:13 pmFuck Somalians who can’t drive.
14 years ago at 4:05 pm—————————————————————————————————————————————————^
14 years ago at 5:41 pmWhat is that?
Shit. Lap commencing.
14 years ago at 5:43 pmThis post is a horrible example of a TFM. Every time I get on this site there is a stupid ass post like this. This site used to be funny but it has done a 180 in the past couple of months.
14 years ago at 2:33 pmhttps://totalfratmove.wpengine.com/116340?page=1&filter=year
It all started with this TFM.
14 years ago at 4:07 pmHow the fuck did more than 7000 people “nice move” that TFM?
14 years ago at 6:16 pmAss post?
14 years ago at 6:18 pmAs mentioned in the addy fueled rant above, probably 80% of the people that frequent this site attend shitty ass directional schools and pretend to be “frat,” as demonstrated above with the facebook link. When you got so many morons on a site, you are bound to a lower quality of posts. Too many people on this website accuse every post of being NF, when they are just idiots pretending to have money while attending Southwest Montana State Technical School.
14 years ago at 6:44 pmCouldn’t agree more with you fratness. It’s kind of sad this site use to be something we could read and have a laugh between classes or recovering from a hangover. Now I doubt half these people even go to college let alone are in a fraternity.
14 years ago at 9:17 pmI’ve seen kids who are juniors or seniors in high school post TFM’s on Facebook.
14 years ago at 9:23 pmhttps://totalfratmove.wpengine.com/990?page=882
still one of my favorite original TFMs.
14 years ago at 9:34 pmI can hear that scrawny funny ass Dave Chapelle saying this.
Talking to GDI’s. NF.
14 years ago at 2:52 pm^this guy. total genius
14 years ago at 8:05 pmGot him. Really stuck it there. Lap.
14 years ago at 2:05 amDementia, NF.
14 years ago at 2:22 pmI wish I could sit around in my room and think up mediocre responses to situations that never happened, but I’m too busy not doing stupid shit.
14 years ago at 12:44 am