A strikingly beautiful woman took off my visor and is wearing it around all night. On one hand I know I'm getting it in. On the other hand, give me back my damn visor. TFM.

  1. The Piker

    OPRAH, I FUCKING LOST MY VISOR AT THE BAR TONIGHT AND NOW YOU PULL THIS SHIT AND REMIND ME OF IT. I WOULD SAY FUCK YOU, IF YOU DIDN’T MAKE ME LAUGH MOST OF THE TIME. HOWEVER, I AM VERY UPSET, IT WAS A GOD DAMN LUCKY VISOR, AND FOR SOME FUCKING REASON, USC CANNOT PULL AHEAD IN GAMES THIS YEAR, AND NOW BECAUSE MY VISOR IS GONE, WE WILL LOSE TO FUCKING VANDERBILT. THANKS FOR REMINDING ME THAT MY LUCK HAS RUN OUT. FUCKER.

    14 years ago at 12:39 am