My uncle runs the SEC and I don't mean the football conference. TFM.

  1. Frataritaville

    The SEC (Securities and Exchange Commision) is run by a woman. Nice try, take a lap.

    14 years ago at 6:42 am
  2. BROwnOutOfProportion

    Hey, weren’t several SEC employees caught watching porn and jerking off on the job. Even if your uncle does run it (if his name is Mary Schapiro) then he does a shitty fucking job. Was Bernie Madoff his booster?

    14 years ago at 7:22 am
  3. HornedFrat

    His uncle not being able to get him in the SEC so he chose Colorado instead. Fail Friday material

    14 years ago at 7:36 am
    1. broskeet2

      Sorry but you don’t need an uncle to get into a school that has an 85% acceptance rate.

      14 years ago at 10:19 am
  4. Asshole Til I Die

    The SEC is more than just a football conference. However, football is the most important.

    14 years ago at 10:31 am