1. I fucked a mermaid

      Brown, can you kindly enlighten us on the meaning behind your name? Do you just really love anal? Do you work for UPS? I think many of us would like to know.

      14 years ago at 3:37 pm
    2. BROwnOutOfProportion

      ^What these guys said, but I can see how you guys might have thought I was a black guy. I mean, I like white women, so it’s not that much of a stretch.

      14 years ago at 5:02 pm
    3. I fucked a mermaid

      Please just tell me you wear brown shorts. I’ve got a lot banking on the brown shorts.

      14 years ago at 7:51 pm
    4. I fucked a mermaid

      Appreciate your offer, but it’s non-monetary. I will still call you Brown opposed to Brone in my head though. And when I read your comments I will always invision them coming from a kid with khaki shorts around his ankles and the UPS man blowing his load all out of proportion…well, you know. Thanks Sunrise.

      14 years ago at 9:54 pm
    5. GoDawgs09

      ^Just some friendly advice, you might want to keep your sexual fantasies to yourself.

      14 years ago at 7:58 am
  1. theloneliberal

    this really isn’t even fratty bro. Converse are frattier than this post.

    14 years ago at 3:42 pm
  2. x_phi

    I was under the impression that “bro” was acceptable if you shared either the same mother or the same letters.

    14 years ago at 4:21 pm