Jeans down passed his ass, thick black rimmed glasses looking like fucking goggles, and are those chuck taylors? This kid looks like Screech’s little brother. Funny idea though.
History lesson for all you hospitality majors out there. “America the Beautiful” was written in Colorado, about Colorado. Next time you start feeling ‘Merikan remember where the real America is. Also, at Colorado altitude this kid could probably drink laps around any of you flatland po-dunk frat stars.
^You could say a lot of American things about a lot of NF states. My main example is it is extremely American to support and remember those affected by 9/11 but that doesn’t mean New York isn’t a geed fest of a state.
To conclude my argument I will say this, Colorado sucks dick.
^No one cares. “The Star-Spangled Banner,” “The Battle Hymn of the Republic” (Glory, Glory Hallelujah), “Dixie,” “America” (My Country ‘Tis of The), “Stars and Stripes Forever,” and “God Bless America” were all written east of the Mississippi River. I can live without “America the Beautiful,” so kindly, shut the fuck up.
Good thing you said who that was directed to or else we would have had to get into a serious internet battle.
Also don’t forget about classics like “Wagon Wheel” and “Song of the South”. But the west does have “Don’t Stop Believing” and “Friends in Low Places”.
I didn’t realize we were getting that contemporary. They can have those two songs, as long as they don’t get “Country Roads.” I mean, it’s John Denver, but it’s about West Virginia. We can call that a wash. We do have “Sweet Home Alabama,” “Family Tradition,” anything by the Drive-By Truckers, and, hell, I’ll take “Georgia on My Mind” over “Don’t Stop Believing” any day. Unless it’s a straight whiskey bender.
I completely agree with you on everything you just said and as long as we can annex Texas and Oklahoma onto the east side of the Mississippi I think we win over the west 100% of the time when it comes to music. Also thank you for reminding me about Country Roads.
But lets not stray from our main point, fuck Colorado.
I don’t think Texans or Oklahomans like the states west of them any more than we do. And while we’re telling Colorado to fuck itself, Coors tastes like chilled buffalo piss. The best beers are brewed east of the Mississippi, too. Colorado is an all out clusterfuck of fail.
Texans act like they are the hottest shit. Texas texas texas, fuck them. Always talking about secession, let their asses leave. Acting like they aren’t part of this country and better than everyone else. Fuck the Texas mentality. Rick Perry is a good governor but he will never get elected to the White House.
Being from Colorado, I can say that there is no better state. The mountains are much better than the flat, shitty desert that ‘yall’ have to deal with. How is the skiing east of the Mississippi? Also, the best beers are brewed in Colorado micro brews. Have you even hear of New Belgium, or are you too stuck on Fratty light (worse than Coors). As far as songs go, who gives a fuck? The south can keep Dixie. Robert E Lee getting hazed by Ulysses S Grant, TFM
ps. all that being said, dont you dare trash Texas. There is no better example of a consistently Republican state, and Rick Perry is absolutely headed to the white house. God bless Texas governors who get elected to be president, and whataburger is amazing
How are those Colorado beaches treating you? I choose to ski in Breckenridge but refuse to live in Colorado. I’ll stay where I can go boating, fishing, and just enjoy warm weather. The entire South is generally conservative. FUCK TEXAS
FreetoFRAT, I agree that the Texas superiority attitude is pretty fucking annoying. That being said, at least it is a state with no state income tax, takes advantage of its wealth of natural resources, and has gun owners’ rights, among other things. There is a lot to like about Texas from a fiscal blueprint standpoint. I’d prefer a state like that to a state like California, which is almost the exact opposite and the people are still assholes. Not to mention Texas has Southern-quality women and the most GOP electoral votes in the country. And based on the current political environment, anyone is better than the Obamination in office, and I personally think that although Rick Perry is not the best candidate, he has the best chance of beating eggplant head. That doesn’t excuse Texan personality disorder, but that’s an easily-fixed problem.
I’ve never hear of New Belgium? The fuck is wrong with you the flat desert you are talking about happens to be called a delta and is one of the wettest areas in the United States.
I would like to officially apologize to the residents of Colorado and Texas for my previous comments. Both are fratty places and we are all American. Gob Bless all 50 states
betterthanyou1500, shut the fuck up. Lee and Stonewall Jackson had less troops, less reserves, and less industry than the North, not to mention they were fighting a defensive war, and they still kicked the North’s ass all the way until Gettysburg. Lincoln was shitting his pants that the South’s superior generals would push north, but they just wanted to keep Union tyrant filth out of the Confederacy. Had population and industry been the same, the South would have beaten the shit out of the North. And actually, down South we have much better microbrews than Colorado. Sweetwater in Atlanta and Terrapin in Athens are my personal favorites in Georgia, but Philly has some great microbrews, as does New York. We also have whiskey distilleries in Tennessee, which make for a hell of a road trip. To summarize, go play in buffalo shit and fall off a fucking ski lift, I’ll be doing just fine here in the beautiful South surrounded by belles, beaches, boats, and booze.
If you have a chance visit Oregon for their micro brews. By far my favorite in the country. But I still want to make the trip to the distilleries, especially Loretto.
I could probably use another drink and rant about something more constructive like how much I hate eggplant head, but I’m going to take a moment to pat myself on the back for the most coherent alcohol-soaked 2 AM tirade I’ve ever gone on. I’ll reward myself with two fingers of scotch.
Yea Rainier is in Seattle, and all I have had is their cheap American Lager which is one step above Bud. But seriously, if yall want beer, go to Oregon. Portland has more breweries than any other city.
So the South had no economy? Under-manned? Under-supplied? And then they lost…. This would be something to be totally proud of, a true underdog story, if the South had won. I love the South for its football, its beaches, and its traditions but to get angry about the fact that the South lost the Civil War only because of its size is a little ridiculous. That’s like saying, “Man, the Aztecs would have totally eradicated the Conquistadors if only they had higher immunity to European diseases, and advanced weaponry, and armor… Bah!!! They were so close!” Technology, industry, and manpower are the driving forces behind any military force. Also, as I have already said…. No qualms with the south, the west, the north, or the east. I love Wagon Wheel, Don’t Stop Believing, and all te above. I love Tennessee whiskey, Coloradoan beer, Texan oil, and Maine Lobster. I love this whole fucking country. By the way, pretty articulate for a hammered Petroleum Engineer, huh? One flag. One country.
And nice move to whoever posted the breweries per capita link, I was about to bring that up and say that Vermont, although in the north and virtually lifeless, has some great beer.
Enough, every time one of you talks about how the South “Shoulda” won it makes your American Patriotism fade a little more. Secede. Just fucking do it. Bring up legislation, file petitions, hell make a fucking run at the state capitol and demand it. Just stop talking about how you “shoulda” won. It’s pathetic.
Let me finish some points in this long ass thread:
1) being an Oklahoman, I can confirm that we all hate the West. We like to consider ourselves part of the South although we had very little to do with the Civil War.
2) Civil War debate: North won, South lost. Argument over. No excuses. But hey, the North has shitty football and the SEC dominates the whole country. So we’re even. Holding grudges are for women.
3) Colorado: Your state is fun to visit, but I’d hate to live there.
I should let this go but Colorado has the best beer? Are you kidding me? A. New Belgian is no longer a micro brew. 2. I’m stuck in Oregon and the beer out here is hands down the best I’ve ever had; however, it’s still a shithole of a state. III. Testicles….that is all.
BROwn, what you’ve just said about the civil war is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Has no one ever been to Boulder? Its clearly the frattiest place on the planet, right next to California.
Colorado is great to visit for skiing, but I’ll stay in the South until the day I die because everything about it is better than everywhere else in the entire world. There is not one single argument that can go against that.
i’m too drunk to read this book y’all wrote, but i made it down to the kid sticking up for the queer in the picture. i needed to point out the fact that he spell America with a K. are you a fucking communist?
1- best skiing in the us, behind utah, but who the fuck would want to go there
2- rated #1 party school in the nation. talk shit for the lack of youre “southern” ranking as #1 cause ill i see is your sorry asses below us on the chart.
3- theres breweries everywhere
4- no trailer trash southern kids
5- little crime
6- no ghetto people
7- my balls don’t drip of sweat in the summer
8- i can rock climb, ski, mountain bike, white water raft, and hike in my back yard.
9- we don’t have to have a flag to make people recognize who we are
Chuck Taylors and grey skinny jeans. This is gonna get bad…
14 years ago at 8:59 pmJudging by his small stature, he would be the waterboy even as an active.
14 years ago at 1:08 amThat better fucking be beer in that cooler.
14 years ago at 9:26 amTaylor Gang, TFM
14 years ago at 6:30 pmTaylor Gang huh? farther west you go the more fucked ya’ll get
14 years ago at 9:14 pmJeans down passed his ass, thick black rimmed glasses looking like fucking goggles, and are those chuck taylors? This kid looks like Screech’s little brother. Funny idea though.
14 years ago at 9:02 pmWhiteboard at an intramural game is FaF though.
14 years ago at 9:27 pmThanks for the sign, I thought that was a construction worker with a large hump back.
14 years ago at 9:07 pmI had the same confusion
14 years ago at 6:13 amlook at this fucking hipster?
14 years ago at 9:10 pmI’m Ron Burgundy? Damnit who put the question mark?
14 years ago at 9:11 pmGo fuck yourself San Diego
14 years ago at 9:33 pmMilk was a bad choice.
14 years ago at 10:02 pmDiscovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale’s vagina.
14 years ago at 10:27 pmThere’s no way that’s correct.
14 years ago at 11:50 am^all of these
14 years ago at 1:00 pmNext time don’t wear a bra.
14 years ago at 12:22 pmYou ate a whole wheel of cheese?
14 years ago at 10:56 amDiversity I believe is an old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era
14 years ago at 8:53 amI have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
14 years ago at 8:56 amI saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident?
14 years ago at 10:23 amLooks like Bob the Builders emotional little brother
14 years ago at 9:11 pmThis and your name, well done
14 years ago at 9:16 pmI seriously hope this is just some geed ya’ll convinced to do this. No respectable chapter would ever bid this kid…
14 years ago at 9:11 pmIts in Colorado, I doubt there’s much more to choose from.
14 years ago at 9:25 pmHistory lesson for all you hospitality majors out there. “America the Beautiful” was written in Colorado, about Colorado. Next time you start feeling ‘Merikan remember where the real America is. Also, at Colorado altitude this kid could probably drink laps around any of you flatland po-dunk frat stars.
14 years ago at 9:48 pmSo..you’re saying you’re gay?
14 years ago at 9:52 pm^You could say a lot of American things about a lot of NF states. My main example is it is extremely American to support and remember those affected by 9/11 but that doesn’t mean New York isn’t a geed fest of a state.
14 years ago at 9:55 pmTo conclude my argument I will say this, Colorado sucks dick.
^No one cares. “The Star-Spangled Banner,” “The Battle Hymn of the Republic” (Glory, Glory Hallelujah), “Dixie,” “America” (My Country ‘Tis of The), “Stars and Stripes Forever,” and “God Bless America” were all written east of the Mississippi River. I can live without “America the Beautiful,” so kindly, shut the fuck up.
14 years ago at 10:08 pm*That was directed at OFstar
14 years ago at 10:08 pmGood thing you said who that was directed to or else we would have had to get into a serious internet battle.
14 years ago at 10:13 pmAlso don’t forget about classics like “Wagon Wheel” and “Song of the South”. But the west does have “Don’t Stop Believing” and “Friends in Low Places”.
I didn’t realize we were getting that contemporary. They can have those two songs, as long as they don’t get “Country Roads.” I mean, it’s John Denver, but it’s about West Virginia. We can call that a wash. We do have “Sweet Home Alabama,” “Family Tradition,” anything by the Drive-By Truckers, and, hell, I’ll take “Georgia on My Mind” over “Don’t Stop Believing” any day. Unless it’s a straight whiskey bender.
14 years ago at 10:30 pmCalm down, drink a beer, then take a lap.
14 years ago at 10:36 pmI completely agree with you on everything you just said and as long as we can annex Texas and Oklahoma onto the east side of the Mississippi I think we win over the west 100% of the time when it comes to music. Also thank you for reminding me about Country Roads.
14 years ago at 10:39 pmBut lets not stray from our main point, fuck Colorado.
I don’t think Texans or Oklahomans like the states west of them any more than we do. And while we’re telling Colorado to fuck itself, Coors tastes like chilled buffalo piss. The best beers are brewed east of the Mississippi, too. Colorado is an all out clusterfuck of fail.
14 years ago at 10:49 pmTexans act like they are the hottest shit. Texas texas texas, fuck them. Always talking about secession, let their asses leave. Acting like they aren’t part of this country and better than everyone else. Fuck the Texas mentality. Rick Perry is a good governor but he will never get elected to the White House.
14 years ago at 10:53 pmJesus H. Christ…I’m going to actually kill a pledge tonight if I hear another political statement.
14 years ago at 11:04 pmBeing from Colorado, I can say that there is no better state. The mountains are much better than the flat, shitty desert that ‘yall’ have to deal with. How is the skiing east of the Mississippi? Also, the best beers are brewed in Colorado micro brews. Have you even hear of New Belgium, or are you too stuck on Fratty light (worse than Coors). As far as songs go, who gives a fuck? The south can keep Dixie. Robert E Lee getting hazed by Ulysses S Grant, TFM
ps. all that being said, dont you dare trash Texas. There is no better example of a consistently Republican state, and Rick Perry is absolutely headed to the white house. God bless Texas governors who get elected to be president, and whataburger is amazing
14 years ago at 11:07 pmHow are those Colorado beaches treating you? I choose to ski in Breckenridge but refuse to live in Colorado. I’ll stay where I can go boating, fishing, and just enjoy warm weather. The entire South is generally conservative. FUCK TEXAS
14 years ago at 11:15 pmI appreciate your input, but Texas is in fact greater than you.
PS, so is my penis.
14 years ago at 11:18 pmLet me end this argument right now. We have hot slams with southern accents.
14 years ago at 11:21 pm^I believe this trumps anything that can be said about Colorado. Meeting adjured.
14 years ago at 11:06 amFreetoFRAT, I agree that the Texas superiority attitude is pretty fucking annoying. That being said, at least it is a state with no state income tax, takes advantage of its wealth of natural resources, and has gun owners’ rights, among other things. There is a lot to like about Texas from a fiscal blueprint standpoint. I’d prefer a state like that to a state like California, which is almost the exact opposite and the people are still assholes. Not to mention Texas has Southern-quality women and the most GOP electoral votes in the country. And based on the current political environment, anyone is better than the Obamination in office, and I personally think that although Rick Perry is not the best candidate, he has the best chance of beating eggplant head. That doesn’t excuse Texan personality disorder, but that’s an easily-fixed problem.
14 years ago at 11:21 pmResorting to penis jokes, nice. You should have called my mother fat, that would’ve gotten me! Take a cool down lap, take your penis with you.
14 years ago at 11:23 pmI’m taking a lap. That was childish.
14 years ago at 11:26 pmI’ve never hear of New Belgium? The fuck is wrong with you the flat desert you are talking about happens to be called a delta and is one of the wettest areas in the United States.
14 years ago at 11:27 pmI would like to officially apologize to the residents of Colorado and Texas for my previous comments. Both are fratty places and we are all American. Gob Bless all 50 states
14 years ago at 11:34 pmI think we should all take a lap down to the bar and talk about how much we hate Obama and love America.
14 years ago at 11:35 pmbetterthanyou1500, shut the fuck up. Lee and Stonewall Jackson had less troops, less reserves, and less industry than the North, not to mention they were fighting a defensive war, and they still kicked the North’s ass all the way until Gettysburg. Lincoln was shitting his pants that the South’s superior generals would push north, but they just wanted to keep Union tyrant filth out of the Confederacy. Had population and industry been the same, the South would have beaten the shit out of the North. And actually, down South we have much better microbrews than Colorado. Sweetwater in Atlanta and Terrapin in Athens are my personal favorites in Georgia, but Philly has some great microbrews, as does New York. We also have whiskey distilleries in Tennessee, which make for a hell of a road trip. To summarize, go play in buffalo shit and fall off a fucking ski lift, I’ll be doing just fine here in the beautiful South surrounded by belles, beaches, boats, and booze.
14 years ago at 11:39 pmI’m down Bob, first round is on me fellas!
14 years ago at 11:43 pm*Not down South, I meant East of the Mississippi we have better microbrews.
14 years ago at 11:44 pmIf you have a chance visit Oregon for their micro brews. By far my favorite in the country. But I still want to make the trip to the distilleries, especially Loretto.
14 years ago at 11:44 pmI know you said Oregon but have you had Rainier? Is it any good? I think it’s from Washington
14 years ago at 11:47 pmI could probably use another drink and rant about something more constructive like how much I hate eggplant head, but I’m going to take a moment to pat myself on the back for the most coherent alcohol-soaked 2 AM tirade I’ve ever gone on. I’ll reward myself with two fingers of scotch.
14 years ago at 11:48 pmYea Rainier is in Seattle, and all I have had is their cheap American Lager which is one step above Bud. But seriously, if yall want beer, go to Oregon. Portland has more breweries than any other city.
14 years ago at 11:57 pmI think it’s at like 40 in the city, and over 150 in the state. It’s too bad the state is filled with hippies.
14 years ago at 12:00 amhttp://www.brewersassociation.org/pages/business-tools/craft-brewing-statistics/breweries-per-capita
14 years ago at 12:04 amSo the South had no economy? Under-manned? Under-supplied? And then they lost…. This would be something to be totally proud of, a true underdog story, if the South had won. I love the South for its football, its beaches, and its traditions but to get angry about the fact that the South lost the Civil War only because of its size is a little ridiculous. That’s like saying, “Man, the Aztecs would have totally eradicated the Conquistadors if only they had higher immunity to European diseases, and advanced weaponry, and armor… Bah!!! They were so close!” Technology, industry, and manpower are the driving forces behind any military force. Also, as I have already said…. No qualms with the south, the west, the north, or the east. I love Wagon Wheel, Don’t Stop Believing, and all te above. I love Tennessee whiskey, Coloradoan beer, Texan oil, and Maine Lobster. I love this whole fucking country. By the way, pretty articulate for a hammered Petroleum Engineer, huh? One flag. One country.
14 years ago at 12:25 amI have to give everyone props for being so coherent at this hour…
14 years ago at 1:40 amThe thought of Colorado makes my balls itch.
And nice move to whoever posted the breweries per capita link, I was about to bring that up and say that Vermont, although in the north and virtually lifeless, has some great beer.
14 years ago at 2:41 amhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOPBoC3v8Z8
14 years ago at 7:26 amEnough, every time one of you talks about how the South “Shoulda” won it makes your American Patriotism fade a little more. Secede. Just fucking do it. Bring up legislation, file petitions, hell make a fucking run at the state capitol and demand it. Just stop talking about how you “shoulda” won. It’s pathetic.
14 years ago at 8:33 amLet me finish some points in this long ass thread:
1) being an Oklahoman, I can confirm that we all hate the West. We like to consider ourselves part of the South although we had very little to do with the Civil War.
14 years ago at 11:53 am2) Civil War debate: North won, South lost. Argument over. No excuses. But hey, the North has shitty football and the SEC dominates the whole country. So we’re even. Holding grudges are for women.
3) Colorado: Your state is fun to visit, but I’d hate to live there.
I should let this go but Colorado has the best beer? Are you kidding me? A. New Belgian is no longer a micro brew. 2. I’m stuck in Oregon and the beer out here is hands down the best I’ve ever had; however, it’s still a shithole of a state. III. Testicles….that is all.
14 years ago at 12:02 pmI’m from Oregon but go to school in the south and I’ll say this, I’ll go to Oregon for the climate and the South for the company.
14 years ago at 12:54 pmBROwn, what you’ve just said about the civil war is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
14 years ago at 1:17 pmHas no one ever been to Boulder? Its clearly the frattiest place on the planet, right next to California.
Colorado is great to visit for skiing, but I’ll stay in the South until the day I die because everything about it is better than everywhere else in the entire world. There is not one single argument that can go against that.
14 years ago at 3:17 pmi’m too drunk to read this book y’all wrote, but i made it down to the kid sticking up for the queer in the picture. i needed to point out the fact that he spell America with a K. are you a fucking communist?
14 years ago at 8:46 pmShut up.
14 years ago at 11:51 pmWas all of this really necessary?
14 years ago at 12:26 am1- best skiing in the us, behind utah, but who the fuck would want to go there
14 years ago at 1:30 am2- rated #1 party school in the nation. talk shit for the lack of youre “southern” ranking as #1 cause ill i see is your sorry asses below us on the chart.
3- theres breweries everywhere
4- no trailer trash southern kids
5- little crime
6- no ghetto people
7- my balls don’t drip of sweat in the summer
8- i can rock climb, ski, mountain bike, white water raft, and hike in my back yard.
9- we don’t have to have a flag to make people recognize who we are
Sig Ep is my best guess. Wait, it’s my only guess.
14 years ago at 9:23 pmYou’re right, because there’s the possibility he could be worse, in which case, he would be a Pike.
14 years ago at 9:57 pmI’m going with ATO on this one…
14 years ago at 10:03 pmI guess TKE or Kappa Sig
14 years ago at 10:13 pmI don’t think TKE participates in intramurals…
14 years ago at 9:55 amThe duct tape is classic. This picture should be on his first job application.
14 years ago at 9:51 pmWhoever this kid is…. he is a winner… We should all praise this kid.
14 years ago at 10:06 pmA winner? Eh. A trooper? Definitely
14 years ago at 10:10 pmI feel like this is the waterboy praising himself. NF.
14 years ago at 10:01 pmI got it. You were having a movie themed party before and he was a greaser from The Outsiders
14 years ago at 10:25 pm