Telling your slam you have to get your pre-class nut in and then not going to class. TFM.

    1. Sunrise Shotguns

      Sit down before you read this but… The TFM is actually talking about sex. I know it’s hard to stomach, but it’s a sick world we live in.

      14 years ago at 11:00 am
    2. Sunrise Shotguns

      And your penis will fall off into a different dimension where it will be eaten by rabid dogs.

      14 years ago at 11:16 am
  1. BROwnOutOfProportion

    You could have saved yourself the trouble and just said, “I’m skipping class, let’s have sex until I’m down to my last sperm.”

    14 years ago at 12:03 pm