“I was 14, just a little older than Bobby. But I knew Uncle Sam needed me, so I lied and signed up. We had beat the Nazzys in Italy, and they shipped me to the Pacific theater. A Tojo torpedo sent our troop ship to the bottom. I could only save three of my buddies: Fatty, Stinky, and Brooklyn. They were kind of like you fellas [to Bill, Dale, and Boomhauer], only one of them was from Brooklyn. Out of the sun came a Tojo Zero and put fitty bullets in my back. The blood attracted sharks. I had to give ’em Fatty. Then things took a turn for the worse. I made it to an island, but it was full of Tojos! They were spitting on the U.S. flag! So I rushed ’em, but it was a trap. They opened fire and blew my shins off. Last thing I remember, I beat ’em all to death with a big piece of Fatty. I woke up in a field hospital, and they were sewing my feet to my knees.”
Not necessarily. When you know a married woman on a personal level you usually address it to her name, as an independent person. I think what he’s saying is his grandfather sees her as his son’s wife, as opposed to an independent person, which is the traditional point of view.
I saw the name, forgot about the TFM I was trying to comment on and the image of BROwn taking it up the ass from the UPS guy showed up.
14 years ago at 11:57 amI’d prefer to not be part of your sexual fantasies, sir. Keep it in the bedroom.
14 years ago at 12:00 pmYour gay fantasies are so frat Sunrise.
14 years ago at 12:19 pmI’m glad to get it confirmed, I try my hardest. The elephant walk really helped me become the man I am today.
14 years ago at 12:29 pmSecond comment on your own TFM TFTC?
14 years ago at 12:31 pmHank’s Wife
14 years ago at 12:09 pmTCottonHillMove
14 years ago at 12:12 pmNot having shins, TCottonHillM
14 years ago at 12:19 pm“I was 14, just a little older than Bobby. But I knew Uncle Sam needed me, so I lied and signed up. We had beat the Nazzys in Italy, and they shipped me to the Pacific theater. A Tojo torpedo sent our troop ship to the bottom. I could only save three of my buddies: Fatty, Stinky, and Brooklyn. They were kind of like you fellas [to Bill, Dale, and Boomhauer], only one of them was from Brooklyn. Out of the sun came a Tojo Zero and put fitty bullets in my back. The blood attracted sharks. I had to give ’em Fatty. Then things took a turn for the worse. I made it to an island, but it was full of Tojos! They were spitting on the U.S. flag! So I rushed ’em, but it was a trap. They opened fire and blew my shins off. Last thing I remember, I beat ’em all to death with a big piece of Fatty. I woke up in a field hospital, and they were sewing my feet to my knees.”
Feeding sharks your fat friend. TFTC
14 years ago at 12:26 pmCotton Hill. FaF. You sir, try to hard.
14 years ago at 3:15 pm^Maybe you should have tried harder in 5th grade English class
14 years ago at 4:27 pmHanks wife ^
14 years ago at 5:58 pm‘
14 years ago at 5:59 pmI’m pretty sure that’s normal practice.
14 years ago at 1:56 pmNot necessarily. When you know a married woman on a personal level you usually address it to her name, as an independent person. I think what he’s saying is his grandfather sees her as his son’s wife, as opposed to an independent person, which is the traditional point of view.
14 years ago at 2:38 pm“married woman …….. as an independent person”
14 years ago at 9:16 pm^Funniest fucking line I’ve heard all day.
Forgetting your son’s wife’s name. TSenileTC
14 years ago at 2:05 pmI don’t think you understood this TFM.
14 years ago at 2:32 pmIt’s called daughter-in-law. You might want to brush up on your vocabulary
14 years ago at 4:30 pmsarcasm
14 years ago at 10:43 pmAri, take a lap for being a fucking dunce.
14 years ago at 1:23 pm