Saving Private Ryan pledge has drink all the wounded soldiers the next day. TFM.

14 years ago
    1. joshposhpoint0

      I wouldnt have realized anything was wrong with this had you not pointed it out. Thank you.

      14 years ago at 12:03 pm
    4. MightBePike

      Has TO drink all the wounded soldiers maybe. Like drink all unfinished drinks left after the party? If so, that’s pretty good. But c’mon about leaving out whole words.

      14 years ago at 12:38 pm
  3. Bid

    Saving Private Ryan pledge has to physically retrieve Matt Damon and bring him to the house. TFM.

    14 years ago at 12:02 pm
  9. Haze Em

    Saving Private Ryan pledge has to think of his hammock and his wife trimming the thorn bushes every time he thinks of home. TFM

    14 years ago at 12:20 pm
    1. SterlingArcher

      Controlling not only a pledge’s actions, but his thoughts as well. TBigBrotherM?

      14 years ago at 12:27 pm
    3. MightBePike

      Pledgeception. But only SAE’s will say “We have to go deeper” concerning pledges.

      14 years ago at 3:00 pm
    4. TechBRO

      ^ clearly a pledge if he has never heard anyone call a “bitched-out” beer this way.

      14 years ago at 9:34 pm