Shotgun Pledge has to shotgun any beverage in a can, or liquid for that matter. Natty, Dr. Pepper, cream of mushroom soup, evaporated milk. We like to keep 'em guessing. TFM.
Shotgun: 3. An esoteric form of bukkake. Upon reaching the vinegar strokes, the shotgun initiator must hold his scrotum in one hand and his shaft in the other, and pump between each ejaculation. This is derived from the manner of operating a pump-action shotgun, although the ammunition in question is completely different.
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Carmel Software Releases New “HVAC Residential Load Calcs HD” Application for the iPad
San Rafael, CA, August 1, 2011 – Carmel Software announces that it has released the “HVAC Residential Load Calcs HD” software application specifically developed for the Apple iPad. This is the first mobile HVAC block load calculation software application available today. It allows users to perform detailed heating and cooling loads for small commercial and residential buildings out in the field by taking advantage of the simplicity, power, and screen-size of the iPad.
“This app will change the way HVAC technicians and engineers do business. Now, they can go out into the field, do a quick and comprehensive load calc, and email the results back to the office to conduct more detailed analysis. This is the only app of its kind at this time,” says Stephen Roth, Principal at Carmel Software.
The HVAC Residential Load Calcs HD application is the perfect tool for HVAC technicians, engineers and home owners. The following is just a brief list of features available in this app:
Takes advantage of the larger screen size of the iPad, allowing users to view more information at once
Includes a database of 100s of building construction types and weather data for 1000s of cities
Allows users to create and store an unlimited number of projects
Users can instantly see calculated results as they update input values
Includes the ability to display a wide-variety of on-screen reports including tabular breakdown and pie-chart reports
Includes the ability to display and email a comprehensive HTML report, Excel spreadsheet and PDF document for viewing on a desktop computer
and much more …
Please go to http://www.carmelsoft.com/HVACResLoadsHD for more information.
About Carmel Software
Carmel Software has been developing and selling HVAC mechanical engineering software for over 15 years. In 2008, Carmel sold its engineering analysis applications and software code base to Autodesk, the makers of AutoCAD. Currently, our analysis code is used topower the thermal analysis capabilities of Autodesk Revit. We are now focusing our efforts on developing mobile and tablet-based software, including developing custom software for Fortune 500 companies and large utilities.
“Start off in the fridge and work your way into the pantry”
14 years ago at 10:40 pmShotgun: 3. An esoteric form of bukkake. Upon reaching the vinegar strokes, the shotgun initiator must hold his scrotum in one hand and his shaft in the other, and pump between each ejaculation. This is derived from the manner of operating a pump-action shotgun, although the ammunition in question is completely different.
14 years ago at 10:44 pmWhat the fuck
14 years ago at 8:05 amI’m guessing that this is from urban dictionary. What it has to do with this post I doubt I will ever ascertain.
14 years ago at 8:48 amWhy not just say, “Shotgun Pledge has to shotgun any liquid in a can.” Redundancy. NF.
14 years ago at 10:45 pmPussy
14 years ago at 10:46 pmBecause when he says cream of mushroom soup, that sounds fucking hilarious.
14 years ago at 10:49 pm^This guy gets it. There’s nothing funnier than a can of cream of mushroom soup.
14 years ago at 12:46 amCream of celery is
14 years ago at 4:33 am^^I Fuck White Trash??
14 years ago at 7:23 amClever.
14 years ago at 10:47 pmThis Sucks
14 years ago at 11:03 pmthanks negative nancy.
14 years ago at 11:09 pmI think he believes many people on TFM are NF
14 years ago at 11:54 pm^^That would seem to be a strong possibility MFTY
14 years ago at 8:49 amHa…I remember my first can of cream of mushroom soup.
14 years ago at 11:21 pmThis isn’t the least bit gay.
14 years ago at 12:38 amSolid name.
14 years ago at 9:23 amWe recently found out our pledges could only handle shotgunning 3 red bulls a day
14 years ago at 1:06 amI imagine it went something along the lines of the Pulp Fiction “Messy Car Scene.”
14 years ago at 4:06 amShotgun pledge has to dress like a quail and try to dodge shotgun blasts.
14 years ago at 6:36 amCarmel Software Press Release
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August 1, 2011 Â Contact: Lisa James
  Phone: 800-339-6030
Carmel Software Releases New “HVAC Residential Load Calcs HD” Application for the iPad
San Rafael, CA, August 1, 2011 – Carmel Software announces that it has released the “HVAC Residential Load Calcs HD” software application specifically developed for the Apple iPad. This is the first mobile HVAC block load calculation software application available today. It allows users to perform detailed heating and cooling loads for small commercial and residential buildings out in the field by taking advantage of the simplicity, power, and screen-size of the iPad.
“This app will change the way HVAC technicians and engineers do business. Now, they can go out into the field, do a quick and comprehensive load calc, and email the results back to the office to conduct more detailed analysis. This is the only app of its kind at this time,” says Stephen Roth, Principal at Carmel Software.
The HVAC Residential Load Calcs HD application is the perfect tool for HVAC technicians, engineers and home owners. The following is just a brief list of features available in this app:
Takes advantage of the larger screen size of the iPad, allowing users to view more information at once
Includes a database of 100s of building construction types and weather data for 1000s of cities
Allows users to create and store an unlimited number of projects
Users can instantly see calculated results as they update input values
Includes the ability to display a wide-variety of on-screen reports including tabular breakdown and pie-chart reports
Includes the ability to display and email a comprehensive HTML report, Excel spreadsheet and PDF document for viewing on a desktop computer
and much more …
Please go to http://www.carmelsoft.com/HVACResLoadsHD for more information.
About Carmel Software
Carmel Software has been developing and selling HVAC mechanical engineering software for over 15 years. In 2008, Carmel sold its engineering analysis applications and software code base to Autodesk, the makers of AutoCAD. Currently, our analysis code is used topower the thermal analysis capabilities of Autodesk Revit. We are now focusing our efforts on developing mobile and tablet-based software, including developing custom software for Fortune 500 companies and large utilities.
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14 years ago at 6:55 amNot what I intended at all…
14 years ago at 6:56 amCopying an essay from the internet, then accidently posting it on TFM. TFTC
14 years ago at 7:09 amIf by essay, you mean press release. Take a lap
14 years ago at 8:50 amapologies…it was cut and past from an iPad and those extra spaces on the bottom pushed the text above the scroll box…
14 years ago at 9:17 amI say we all make our pledges call this Lisa James broad for the rest of the day.
14 years ago at 11:48 am