Grandpa told me today that he's pro-choice, but only so the libs abort themselves out of existence. Natural Selection. TFM.

  1. Because its FaF

    This is kind of ironic since natural selection and evolution would generally be considered liberal ideas.

    14 years ago at 2:53 pm
    1. scbro91

      If by “liberal ideas” you mean truth, then yes.

      Besides it makes alot more sense than some bullshit about Noah and original sin.

      14 years ago at 3:37 pm
    2. ThadCastle

      ^ Coming from the guy who posted “Do We Really Live Like Christians?” on other posts. Pick a side you Atheist hipster

      14 years ago at 3:56 pm
  2. KentuckyFried Frat

    And that wouldn’t even be natural selection, it would be artificial selection.

    14 years ago at 2:57 pm
    1. scbro91

      But once they are born fuck em. I don’t care if they are born into crushing poverty, they do not deserve free shit from the government. As long as they are in the womb though, I care deeply for them.

      14 years ago at 3:27 pm
    2. Davy Crockett

      scbro thanks for showing the rest of us that you have no life apart from this website by commenting on every single post that is politically related. Make sure and use moisturizing cream on your hands before you go to bed so you don’t get blisters from jacking off in front of the computer screen so often.

      14 years ago at 7:16 pm
    1. carolinahaze

      What happens to a baby when you put it in the microwave?

      I don’t know – I was too busy masturbating.

      14 years ago at 4:47 pm
    2. Proud Texan

      What’s worse than ten dead babies in one trash can? One dead baby in ten trash cans.

      14 years ago at 5:17 pm
    3. KingOfTheBROcean1855

      What’s the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

      One’s fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

      14 years ago at 11:20 pm
    1. scbro91

      Hey man, I’m just saying, Me and about 3,000 other Americans have seen what blind faith in a God can do.

      14 years ago at 4:29 pm
    2. frat blunts

      “godless fuck” Frat Czar? Yeahhhh, I feel like using “god” and “fuck” to describe someone goes against everything your God tells you.

      14 years ago at 9:07 pm
    3. scbro91

      Jesus was a communist, just so you know.

      Actually, you would know, if you bothered to read the bible.

      14 years ago at 10:09 pm
    4. mchampion

      Jesus was not a communist scobro. How about this quote from Jesus, “You don’t work, you don’t eat”. Not once in the bible did he ever say government should provide. Since God created the universe I assume he knows communism could never work, and that communism always leads to the destruction of religion.

      My favorite verse in the bible–“The heart of the wise leans to the right, the heart of the fool leans to the left”. -Ecclesiastes 10:2.

      Being generous and giving to people on your own time and you own dollar in need not communism.

      14 years ago at 7:45 am
    5. scbro91

      You think jesus made people buy health insurance before he healed them? Did he not provide UNIVERSAL salvation?

      That is probably the dumbest fucking quote I have ever heard in my life. First of all, when I make an argument, I do not usually quote fairy tale books. But beside that, it was book written about 1500 years ago by man for man, and left and right did not mean anything.

      14 years ago at 9:49 am
    6. frat blunts

      Jesus say anything else about selling your possessions and giving the money to the poor, mchampion?

      14 years ago at 10:55 am
    7. scbro91

      Not sure of the exact verse but ” It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than it is for a rich man to get into heaven.”

      Stephen Colbert has a great quote on this: “Because if this is gonna be a Christian nation that doesn’t help the poor, either we’ve got to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we’ve got to acknowledge that he commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition — and then admit that we just don’t want to do it.”

      14 years ago at 11:07 am
    8. mchampion

      I certainly can defend my argument. The truth won’t change your mind though. It’s a waste of time arguing with you.

      14 years ago at 8:30 pm
    9. scbro91

      I am open minded. You are not however. Please defend your position. IF you are right then I will admit you are right. However, it is apparent that you do not follow the teachings of jesus as you should.

      14 years ago at 9:06 pm
    1. Teddy__Brosevelt

      Vasectomies are too expensive to be giving away… how about just a nice kick in the balls upon the receipt of the welfare check?

      14 years ago at 4:57 pm
    2. Year Around Frat

      Mass genocide by one class to another would be better. TFrenchRevolutionM

      14 years ago at 6:17 pm
    3. sun_evening1868

      ^Where you born stupid or did you just not pay attention in history class? The French Revolution, was the serfs (Lower Class) revolting against the Nobles (Upper Class). Your analogy is completely backwards. Take a Lap

      14 years ago at 9:44 pm
    4. scbro91

      Hey dipshit, they lower class in France were the peasants, not the serfs. Serfdom was abolished in the 16th century.

      14 years ago at 10:10 pm
  3. MrRobertLee

    To bad the second highest rate of abortions are from middle-upper class conservative Christian girls/women.

    14 years ago at 6:06 pm
    1. MrRobertLee

      So true. But what I’m trying to say is that this guy’s grandpa is a dumbass if he thinks liberals are the only ones who get abortion.

      14 years ago at 6:18 pm