Referring to Occupy Wall Street as Gamma Delta Iota's National Conference. TFM.

  1. Most Fratable Dallas

    This is Occupy Wall Street’s official list of demands…
    http://occupywallst.org/forum/proposed-list-of-demands-for-occupy-wall-st-moveme/

    Demand one: Restoration of the living wage. This demand can only be met by ending “Freetrade” by re-imposing trade tariffs on all imported goods entering the American market to level the playing field for domestic family farming and domestic manufacturing as most nations that are dumping cheap products onto the American market have radical wage and environmental regulation advantages. Another policy that must be instituted is raise the minimum wage to twenty dollars an hr.

    Demand two: Institute a universal single payer healthcare system. To do this all private insurers must be banned from the healthcare market as their only effect on the health of patients is to take money away from doctors, nurses and hospitals preventing them from doing their jobs and hand that money to wall st. investors.

    Demand three: Guaranteed living wage income regardless of employment.

    Demand four: Free college education.

    Demand five: Begin a fast track process to bring the fossil fuel economy to an end while at the same bringing the alternative energy economy up to energy demand.

    Demand six: One trillion dollars in infrastructure (Water, Sewer, Rail, Roads and Bridges and Electrical Grid) spending now.

    Demand seven: One trillion dollars in ecological restoration planting forests, reestablishing wetlands and the natural flow of river systems and decommissioning of all of America’s nuclear power plants.

    Demand eight: Racial and gender equal rights amendment.

    Demand nine: Open borders migration. anyone can travel anywhere to work and live.

    Demand ten: Bring American elections up to international standards of a paper ballot precinct counted and recounted in front of an independent and party observers system.

    Demand eleven: Immediate across the board debt forgiveness for all. Debt forgiveness of sovereign debt, commercial loans, home mortgages, home equity loans, credit card debt, student loans and personal loans now! All debt must be stricken from the “Books.” World Bank Loans to all Nations, Bank to Bank Debt and all Bonds and Margin Call Debt in the stock market including all Derivatives or Credit Default Swaps, all 65 trillion dollars of them must also be stricken from the “Books.” And I don’t mean debt that is in default, I mean all debt on the entire planet period.

    Demand twelve: Outlaw all credit reporting agencies.

    Demand thirteen: Allow all workers to sign a ballot at any time during a union organizing campaign or at any time that represents their yeah or nay to having a union represent them in collective bargaining or to form a union.

    14 years ago at 6:03 pm
    1. ThadCastle

      Demand fourteen: Some sort of compensation for all male members since there is nothing where their balls should be located.

      14 years ago at 7:14 pm
    2. the fratness monster

      Demand fifteen: Abolish all accountability and the freedom to succeed and fail.

      14 years ago at 7:37 pm
    3. Bronan the Barbarian

      Jesus… I can agree with the infrastructure spending, because our infrastructure is part of what made America great in the last century, but the rest, except for the living wage portion of part one is all insane. I mean, as someone who has worked campus jobs to pay for my alcohol (the only thing the parents won’t support funding, which I can respect), there is no way you could raise a family on the average minimum wage job. However, I think this can be remedied with better worker training programs and cooperation between state governments, unemployment registries and local companies to place people, rather than giving out free money from the government.

      In short, what the fuck are these people smoking?

      14 years ago at 8:13 pm
    4. AlcoholEnthusiast

      You’re not supposed to be trying to raise a family on minimum wage jackass, minimum wage jobs are for high schoolers and college students, not 45 year old people with kids to raise.

      14 years ago at 9:40 pm
    5. Bronan the Barbarian

      The problem is, some people are. We need to do something to ensure less people are doing that, so that they don’t start committing crimes and otherwise burdening the system in order to make ends meet.

      The knee-jerk thing to do is to say fuck the poor and that things like this shouldn’t happen, but reality doesn’t work that way. Either we find a way to fix the problem or the rest of us will suffer for it. This is why crime rates tend to go up with unemployment rates.

      14 years ago at 12:25 am
    6. PearlsAndRoses1902

      This isn’t actually their official list, this is actually just one of the protesters demands. Whoever wrote these demands though is an idiot.

      14 years ago at 2:10 pm
  2. Upper Fratosphere

    Someone saw the Gamma Delta Iota post yesterday and decided to put his own spin on it…

    14 years ago at 1:56 am
  3. fraterati

    Demand eleven: Immediate across the board debt forgiveness for all.

    Oh, so all those bonds that your grandparents are holding for retirement? Gone. All the bonds that support your colleges? Gone.

    Fucking idiots.

    14 years ago at 12:52 pm
  4. doubleshotmakers

    Read an interesting article say that the Occupy Wall Street Movement is the tea party of the far left. Thoughts?

    14 years ago at 8:04 am