A genius, an inventor, a businessman, an American....throw in the frat shag and a bow tie. TFM.

    1. fratrickswayze

      I ORDERED LYKE 700!!!! SO SRAT!!!! In all seriousness, advertise somewhere else. You could also give blow jobs for money.

      14 years ago at 8:02 pm
  1. Fratweiser

    Obviously he’s a bad ass. I found out about his death on my iphone but does that make him FAF?

    14 years ago at 10:56 am
  2. WWW1858

    With all do respect to the man who is a genius no doubt, however he was a San Fran Buddhist liberal just because you’re rich and wear a bow tie doesn’t make you faf.

    14 years ago at 11:07 am
    1. Wilco Frat

      It’s not based on what he believes, it’s what he stood for, and what he did. His enormous impact on the world as we know and how we live our lives it is FaF.

      14 years ago at 11:12 am
    2. better than most

      *With all DUE respect…
      WWW1858 your comment no longer means anything to anyone intelligent.

      14 years ago at 11:14 am
    3. BROwnOutOfProportion

      Being immortalized as creating one of the most successful, profit-driven companies in the world and an almost cult-like following is FaF. Who cares if he was into that new age bullshit–his accomplishments are what he will be remembered for.

      14 years ago at 11:28 am
    4. fuckingyoursister

      With all do respect, I had no idea that you had gotten experimental surgery to have your balls removed.

      14 years ago at 11:49 am
    5. Presidents Son

      ^Seriously? Can you not spell or read? As better than most said, with all *DUE respect. Nothing you have said contains any validity or humor.

      14 years ago at 12:13 pm
    6. jethaze

      With all due respect, and remember I’m sayin’ with all due respect, that idea ain’t worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin gettin’ it on.

      14 years ago at 1:02 pm
    1. poolside87

      You have a billion dollars or so in your bank account and your company logo is an apple.

      14 years ago at 11:50 am
    2. Ted Nugent

      Steve Jobs as an individual is extremely NF. Steve Jobs as an innovator and businessman, kinda fratty I guess out of respect for the dead. Now can we stop talking about it already. Before you know it Jobs will replace Reagan on this website as the person people blindly defend and reference no matter what circumstances.

      14 years ago at 12:03 pm
    3. Presidents Son

      ^Thank you. Yeah he did a bunch for this world and revolutionized a ton of shit, I’ll give credit where credit is due, but the man himself was a classic example of a GDI.

      14 years ago at 12:15 pm
    4. Admin

      Wearing a bowtie and rocking a frat shag while owning a billion dollar company is a TFM regardless of affiliation with a fraternity.

      14 years ago at 2:22 pm
    5. BROpocalypse Now

      So if Bill Gates wore a bowtie and had a frat shag, he would be considered frat then?

      14 years ago at 7:07 pm
    1. LifeIn580G

      You should sell all your Apple products now and quickly. I heard they give you cancer.

      14 years ago at 2:17 pm
    2. Soggy_Croakies

      What’s black and doesn’t work? Steve Jobs pancreas. Also half of Baltimore.

      14 years ago at 4:14 pm
    3. Soggy_Croakies

      Unfortunately even more hipsters are going to start using Apple products now that he’s underground.

      Cure for cancer? I guess there wasn’t an App for that.

      Bill Gates has 99 problems but a Job aint one.

      Funeral Arrangement? There’s an app for that.

      You know why his life didn’t flash before his eye’s when he died? Because Apple products don’t support Flash.
      And finally…
      So you think it’s funny to make jokes about the dead? iDon’t.

      14 years ago at 4:32 pm
    4. The Frat Czar

      Looks like an apple a day doesn’t keep the doctor away
      Steve didn’t see his life flash before his eyes. Apple doesn’t support Flash.
      I guess he was built as well as his products
      There will be another funeral in a couple months where you can take photos and video. Then, in a couple months after that there will be another funeral where you can talk on the phone.
      When Obama said he was going to take care of Jobs, I didn’t think he’d take it this far.
      The suit that Steve Jobs is being buried in only has one button

      14 years ago at 10:48 am
  3. Bcs 1

    So is Oprah frat too? Jobs was beast and loaded, etc, but he was a FARR cry from being fratty. And I know, he’s dead.

    14 years ago at 12:42 pm
  4. Holy Broledo

    I don’t know when he went from bowtie and frat swoop to black turtleneck and jeans. But that is when Steve Jobs turned in his pledge pin.

    14 years ago at 1:16 pm