Three things in life are certain: Death, taxes, and living a lifestyle that raises the chances of both. TFM. Oprah Is A Dyke14 years ago
Mitchapalooza ^I’ll take another drink to celebrate ya’ll joining me for a drink. 14 years ago at 8:15 pm
993 I’m going to masturbate to the thought of you punching Derek in the face. 14 years ago at 9:08 pm
MYpaddle_YOURass ^ I’ll drink to add to your bladder of pee that you will have to successfully pee in all the butts. 14 years ago at 9:29 pm
fratless is hopeless I’ll pee in my own butt from urine produced from the drinking celebrated with everyone. 14 years ago at 9:54 pm
SouthernByGodsGrace ^ I don’t see what you did there, but it’s fuckin hilarious nonetheless. Frat on Sir. 14 years ago at 9:56 pm
SirAlexVonFrat jimbofrat: commenting friday morning at 7:37 a.m.? First thing I do when I wake up too. 14 years ago at 10:09 am
Jimbofrat Gotta get my TFM time in the am..gets me pumped for the day ahead. 14 years ago at 11:49 am
Fratstar Runner I’ll drink to this, wait awhile, and then drink my own piss again in celebration to how fantastic this post is. 14 years ago at 1:31 pm
FuckLiberals69 Finally the intern decides to mix some quality amongst the shit. 14 years ago at 7:53 pm
Smokey Broes I don’t usually hate on any TFMs, but if something is certain than how would doing another thing raise the “chances” of that thing happening? Sorry I took too many classes in decision theory… 14 years ago at 2:33 pm
IKnowImAnAlcoholic Because you can raise the chances of you dying sooner or raising your taxes higher…Sorry you are an idiot. 14 years ago at 2:37 pm
I’ll drink to that. Frat on, sir.
14 years ago at 7:48 pm^ I’ll drink to you drinking.
14 years ago at 7:50 pm^I’ll drink to those
14 years ago at 7:52 pm^ I’ll drink to the thought of you drinking
14 years ago at 8:00 pm^I now feel obligated to drink to these replies, cheers.
14 years ago at 8:02 pm^I’ll drink to the thought of drinking
14 years ago at 8:03 pm^I’ll take another drink to celebrate ya’ll joining me for a drink.
14 years ago at 8:15 pmI will be joining these festivities. As well as my dog.
14 years ago at 8:17 pmI’m going to masturbate to the thought of you punching Derek in the face.
14 years ago at 9:08 pmGonna pee in a lot of butts if I keep drinking to y’all.
14 years ago at 9:15 pm^ I’ll drink to add to your bladder of pee that you will have to successfully pee in all the butts.
14 years ago at 9:29 pmI’ll pee in my own butt from urine produced from the drinking celebrated with everyone.
14 years ago at 9:54 pm^ I don’t see what you did there, but it’s fuckin hilarious nonetheless. Frat on Sir.
14 years ago at 9:56 pm^ fucking these.
14 years ago at 7:37 amjimbofrat: commenting friday morning at 7:37 a.m.? First thing I do when I wake up too.
14 years ago at 10:09 amGotta get my TFM time in the am..gets me pumped for the day ahead.
14 years ago at 11:49 amI’ll drink to this, wait awhile, and then drink my own piss again in celebration to how fantastic this post is.
14 years ago at 1:31 pm^ everything
14 years ago at 2:29 pmWait, you guys just now started drinking?
14 years ago at 8:24 pm^This fucking guy.
14 years ago at 10:22 amFinally the intern decides to mix some quality amongst the shit.
14 years ago at 7:53 pmI took a shot for every comment above^
14 years ago at 9:38 pmNO WAY BRO?
14 years ago at 10:05 pmtaxes? thats not true
14 years ago at 5:35 amI don’t usually hate on any TFMs, but if something is certain than how would doing another thing raise the “chances” of that thing happening? Sorry I took too many classes in decision theory…
14 years ago at 2:33 pmBecause you can raise the chances of you dying sooner or raising your taxes higher…Sorry you are an idiot.
14 years ago at 2:37 pm