Three things in life are certain: Death, taxes, and living a lifestyle that raises the chances of both. TFM.

    1. MYpaddle_YOURass

      ^ I’ll drink to add to your bladder of pee that you will have to successfully pee in all the butts.

      14 years ago at 9:29 pm
    2. fratless is hopeless

      I’ll pee in my own butt from urine produced from the drinking celebrated with everyone.

      14 years ago at 9:54 pm
    3. SouthernByGodsGrace

      ^ I don’t see what you did there, but it’s fuckin hilarious nonetheless. Frat on Sir.

      14 years ago at 9:56 pm
    4. SirAlexVonFrat

      jimbofrat: commenting friday morning at 7:37 a.m.? First thing I do when I wake up too.

      14 years ago at 10:09 am
    5. Fratstar Runner

      I’ll drink to this, wait awhile, and then drink my own piss again in celebration to how fantastic this post is.

      14 years ago at 1:31 pm
  1. Smokey Broes

    I don’t usually hate on any TFMs, but if something is certain than how would doing another thing raise the “chances” of that thing happening? Sorry I took too many classes in decision theory…

    14 years ago at 2:33 pm
    1. IKnowImAnAlcoholic

      Because you can raise the chances of you dying sooner or raising your taxes higher…Sorry you are an idiot.

      14 years ago at 2:37 pm