When ever my golden retriever starts to scratch himself one of the pledges takes over within ten seconds or the hazing begins. TFM

  1. Cargo shorts cant hold bids

    Im from NYC and spend summers between the Hamptons and Cape cod… New york is NF

    14 years ago at 10:48 am
    1. Bronado Torres

      Westchester County=one of the richest counties in America TFM
      my beach house in the hamptons TFM
      Ivy League Schools TFM
      Wallstreet TFM
      Old Money TFM
      Your Stock Broker lives in NY TFM

      14 years ago at 12:57 pm
    2. Jimmy Broffett

      What northerners fail to understand is that money does not always equal frat.
      For example, The Situation from Jersey Shore is making five million dollars this year. A northerner, like yourself, would say The Situation is a TFM… and then try to go get some Affliction t-shirts and a spray tan to be as fratty as The Situation.

      And that is why none of you GDI liberals from the north will ever be fratty, unless you realize the errors of your ways, go to an SEC school, and lose that awful northern accent and Ed Hardy apparel.

      Good luck with that, GDI.

      14 years ago at 2:35 pm
    3. Bronado Torres

      did it ever occur to you that polo, lacoste, Ray Ban, and Sperry are all owned and operated in the North East, the GDI’s live in New Jersey, but its clear you watch Jersey shore since you know so much about it which is not frat

      14 years ago at 2:43 pm
  2. Fratty Lewis and the News

    Get a Lab and use it for hunting. Any jackass can get a golden retriever and have it as a house pet

    14 years ago at 2:19 pm
    1. Bronado Torres

      I would use it for hunting, but if my dog retrieved all the ducks I shot, what would the pledges do?

      14 years ago at 2:20 pm
    2. Duke Fraterberry

      Be at the fratcastle in the basement not talking, while the actives went hunting and drank beer

      14 years ago at 2:27 pm
    3. Bronado Torres

      well if they didn’t come with me they i would have to cary my own beer and drive my own car, and doing your own work while pledges do nothing=nf

      14 years ago at 2:31 pm
    4. Duke Fraterberry

      They have a lot to do when the ducks need to be cleaned, cooked, and ready to go for dinner with sorostiutes later that night while they scrub the bathroom wih their own toothbrushes until dinner cleanup and DD to the bars…Doing a smal amount of work with several hours of no shithead pledges is acceptable and in turn leads to a fratty evening

      14 years ago at 2:40 pm
    5. Bronado Torres

      my pledges find the time to clean the house and assist on the hunt but I guess thats too much to ask of yours

      14 years ago at 4:04 pm
  3. The Fratfather

    Making a bro alias out of 19 year old spanish soccer player’s name is NF, good try though bronando

    14 years ago at 7:14 am