DFB, you do realize this is a comedy website? Ya know, where 3/4’s of the shit is made up just to make people laugh. Now I’m asking you kindly to go back to your website at FML or World of Warcraft. We’re tired of you already.
dbagfratblow… go garble down on some unemployed anti-wallstreeters previously unused cock… geeds like you are pathetic unculled leeches in society. I would rather sit in an acid and watch 2 monkeys fuck than have to scroll through the garbage you post on here… you fucking parasite
Well, they are called Fraternities, not frats. It’s little cock suckers like you that ruin the name. Also, it’s not our business that you like to hook up with ugly ass chicks. Sorry you can’t do better.
If anyone could learn to read what’s implied, I meant that i prefer to call that stupid thing that your in a frat. Being a tool is bad enough, but being a tool that can’t read is 10 times worse
And in the past 30 seconds alone I have realized that you have no reading comprehension skills, nor any intelligence worth nothing whatsoever DoucheBagBro.
DoucheFatBro if you hate fraternity’s so much why are you spending any amount of time on this site? Did you forget your password to your fmylife.com account?
Introducing new slams to your mom to remind them how easy it is to get replaced
13 years ago at 10:18 pm^ slamming your mom. TWestVirginiaM
13 years ago at 10:21 pmI said slamming someone else’s mom jackass
13 years ago at 10:24 pm^No you didn’t
13 years ago at 10:34 pmi meant slamming someone else’s mom. learn to interpret what your reading toolbag
13 years ago at 10:48 pm^Have fun being poor.
13 years ago at 10:49 pmMy dad makes just as much as yours does. I’m just not a douche about it
13 years ago at 10:51 pmDoucheFratBro, you’re either a sub-par troll or a huge fucking moron. I’ll let you pick since you’re so eager to reply to all these comments.
13 years ago at 11:43 pmPurpose of a troll: to make douchebags that normally hate each other unite around a common cause. I’m proud, little frat bros. You’ve impressed me
13 years ago at 12:06 amDouche frat bro, you suck at life.
13 years ago at 9:52 amYou call yourself a douche and you obviously can’t spell (it’s “you’re” dumbass), there truly isn’t anything else to say.
13 years ago at 11:43 amRepost?
13 years ago at 10:20 pmYou are in Pike. No self respecting girl wants to associate with you.
13 years ago at 10:22 pmOh yeah? I guess you think ZTAs aren’t self respecting girls then huh?
13 years ago at 10:32 pm^ Yes.
13 years ago at 11:43 pmPlease don’t bring Zeta into this.
13 years ago at 11:48 pmZTA’s are ugly as fuck on your campus. I know this for a fact
13 years ago at 12:43 amyou are in Phi Mu Alpha. “Take a knife and run into it please. Also, go fuck your mom.”
13 years ago at 12:53 amhow about you be true and faithful to your brother.
13 years ago at 8:31 am^I see what you did there
13 years ago at 8:56 amLet me guess. You also misspell their names to “let them know where they stand”.
13 years ago at 10:22 pmI see what you did there.
13 years ago at 10:28 pm^^this
13 years ago at 8:29 amits college, who’s looking for self respecting girls? WHOS HOUSE
13 years ago at 10:29 pmweak
13 years ago at 11:54 pmDiego mow my yard and trim my hedges.
13 years ago at 10:21 pmThere are slams worth slamming in Iowa?
13 years ago at 10:30 pmon spring break i met some bad lil ladies from U of Iowa
13 years ago at 10:31 pmThank you for sharing, Diego. What else happened on your spring break?
13 years ago at 10:41 pmtaking in consideration of his name, he probably lost his virginity to a coked out Mexican midget stripper
13 years ago at 1:10 amHe got deported
13 years ago at 8:30 am^This
13 years ago at 9:57 am^^ best comment ever posted.
13 years ago at 10:10 amI’ll second those blonde haired blue eyed Iowa slams. They are second in my book right after southern ladies.
13 years ago at 6:03 pmSince I’m not in a frat, I can say that it’s people like you that make people like me assume that all frat bros are douchebags and tools
13 years ago at 10:32 pmFuck up, pussy!
13 years ago at 10:35 pmIts people like you that are part of that 99%
13 years ago at 10:56 pmGreat story, champ.
13 years ago at 8:38 amDFB, you do realize this is a comedy website? Ya know, where 3/4’s of the shit is made up just to make people laugh. Now I’m asking you kindly to go back to your website at FML or World of Warcraft. We’re tired of you already.
13 years ago at 11:52 amdbagfratblow… go garble down on some unemployed anti-wallstreeters previously unused cock… geeds like you are pathetic unculled leeches in society. I would rather sit in an acid and watch 2 monkeys fuck than have to scroll through the garbage you post on here… you fucking parasite
13 years ago at 8:19 pmgood comeback toolbag
13 years ago at 10:41 pmthat was @brother from another
13 years ago at 10:42 pmreply buttons aren’t hidden on your camo cargo shorts, just use them you GDI
13 years ago at 10:45 pmand we prefer “Fraternity” thank you very much
“fraternity” implies brotherhood. “frat” implies douchebag does nothing but get drunk and hooks up with ugly ass chicks. i perfer the latter
13 years ago at 10:50 pmWell, they are called Fraternities, not frats. It’s little cock suckers like you that ruin the name. Also, it’s not our business that you like to hook up with ugly ass chicks. Sorry you can’t do better.
13 years ago at 11:26 pmIf anyone could learn to read what’s implied, I meant that i prefer to call that stupid thing that your in a frat. Being a tool is bad enough, but being a tool that can’t read is 10 times worse
13 years ago at 11:31 pmAnd in the past 30 seconds alone I have realized that you have no reading comprehension skills, nor any intelligence worth nothing whatsoever DoucheBagBro.
13 years ago at 11:45 pm“nor any intelligence worth nothing”….you’re right, I’m the stupid one
13 years ago at 12:04 amplease go back to basement and keep plaing world of warcraft or whatever u geeds do now a days
13 years ago at 12:50 amDoucheFatBro if you hate fraternity’s so much why are you spending any amount of time on this site? Did you forget your password to your fmylife.com account?
13 years ago at 8:48 amAgain, you uneducated little twit, it’s “you’re”. Christ you’re an idiot.
13 years ago at 11:45 amnobody goes to dorsia anymore
13 years ago at 11:16 pmwow, wrong TFM. either way, doesn’t introducing girls to your mother imply commitment? i think you’re trying too hard
13 years ago at 11:43 pmNice analysis Dr. Phil. At any rate, laps.
13 years ago at 10:56 pmHmmmmmmmm.
13 years ago at 5:51 am