Sorry to burst your bubble here, champ, but I’m pretty sure everyone is caught up with people from Mississippi already; avoiding incest and ignorance is not that hard.
Making those types of generalizations about Mississippi, I’d say you failed to avoid ignorance. And that probably goes hand in hand with the incest your mom/aunt and dad/uncle participated in upon conceiving you.
That said, keep taking swim laps til you drown or the pool dries up.
Everyone talks about “Old Money” in the south, but the whole argument is stupid. Most upper class families in Alabama and Mississippi are upper middle in the north.
Oh so it’s okay to say the EXACT same thing about West Virginia but not okay when it’s directed at Mississippi? That TOTALLY makes a boatload of sense.
Woah. WOAH. Woah, woah, woah! You are getting mad because someone is making an over-generalization on Total Frat Move? You serious?
In the land of people only being accepted if they are rich, white, southern, republican, sperry wearing, yacht owning, 10 strokes below par, whiskey drinking, 10 slamming, natty light drinking, sandwhich eating, Brooks Brother shirt wearing with the lobster colored Ralph Lauren shorts, addy poppin’, coke banging, occasional weed toking, who only smoke a stoge when they drink (which is bull shit, seriously), lip packing, trust fund, hedge fund, tahoe driving, blacked out on any given day ending in Y raging, hand shaking, Christan believing, wagon-wheel singing, jersey shore hating, SEC loving (War Damn), greeks, you are making an anti-overgeneralization statement because Katrina didn’t manage to wipe out all of the inbreds in your state?
^You better capitalize Stay, make mommy a possessive noun, and put a period at the end of your sentence before you talk about stereotypes, or my mother.
Hey idiot, the Jones’ weren’t even southern. They were from New York and the phrase referred to Edith Wharton’s parents. So much for Mississippi “money”.
My family can spell, keep up.
14 years ago at 4:06 pmMy family can read, keep up.
14 years ago at 4:19 pmHey, “Success”, how would you make Jones plural?
14 years ago at 4:21 pm^ I believe it would be Jones’
14 years ago at 4:23 pmAnd if it’s the Pa, Ma, and the two pappy lil spit fucks. We would say “Joneses.”
14 years ago at 4:26 pm^http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-JgAty_3Fw&feature=related
14 years ago at 4:26 pmDamnit, fucking links, and that was meant for BROnard
14 years ago at 4:27 pmIncorrect. That’s the possessive form. The original poster is correct.
14 years ago at 4:28 pmHey Roger, see the preply below yours and laps until I get tired.
14 years ago at 4:28 pmI was referring to BROnard’s post, as well.
14 years ago at 4:29 pmWhat the fuck is a preply?
14 years ago at 4:30 pmIt’s a reply within a reply
14 years ago at 4:31 pmWell in that case, Success go do some plaps. You’re off your game today.
14 years ago at 4:32 pmOk this thread just made me confused, was I right? or is the OP correct?
14 years ago at 4:34 pmthe OP
14 years ago at 4:34 pmhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keeping_up_with_the_Joneses
He’s correct
14 years ago at 9:07 amHow can the ocean pacific be right? im lost as well
14 years ago at 10:49 amSorry to burst your bubble here, champ, but I’m pretty sure everyone is caught up with people from Mississippi already; avoiding incest and ignorance is not that hard.
14 years ago at 4:11 pmMaking those types of generalizations about Mississippi, I’d say you failed to avoid ignorance. And that probably goes hand in hand with the incest your mom/aunt and dad/uncle participated in upon conceiving you.
That said, keep taking swim laps til you drown or the pool dries up.
14 years ago at 4:14 pmI’m willing to make the concession that this was a generalization, but seriously, lighten the fuck up, man. Ever hear of a joke?
14 years ago at 4:35 pmI’m willing to bet you’re a JI.
14 years ago at 4:50 pmfutureleader? better name would of been currentdouche
14 years ago at 4:57 pmEveryone talks about “Old Money” in the south, but the whole argument is stupid. Most upper class families in Alabama and Mississippi are upper middle in the north.
14 years ago at 5:13 pmOnly the people without money talk about it…
14 years ago at 7:35 pmWhere in the hell did you get those figures?
14 years ago at 7:35 amHow did you arrive at this conclusion?
14 years ago at 7:36 amOh so it’s okay to say the EXACT same thing about West Virginia but not okay when it’s directed at Mississippi? That TOTALLY makes a boatload of sense.
14 years ago at 5:23 pmYes, because WV actually fucking sucks.
14 years ago at 5:28 pm^This. It’s just a joke when it’s said about the south. It just happens to be true in west virginia.
14 years ago at 6:31 pmI wanted a reaction from you and I got it. Just another win.
14 years ago at 7:20 pmTalking to futuregeeder14 in that last one, everyone.
14 years ago at 7:21 pmWoah. WOAH. Woah, woah, woah! You are getting mad because someone is making an over-generalization on Total Frat Move? You serious?
In the land of people only being accepted if they are rich, white, southern, republican, sperry wearing, yacht owning, 10 strokes below par, whiskey drinking, 10 slamming, natty light drinking, sandwhich eating, Brooks Brother shirt wearing with the lobster colored Ralph Lauren shorts, addy poppin’, coke banging, occasional weed toking, who only smoke a stoge when they drink (which is bull shit, seriously), lip packing, trust fund, hedge fund, tahoe driving, blacked out on any given day ending in Y raging, hand shaking, Christan believing, wagon-wheel singing, jersey shore hating, SEC loving (War Damn), greeks, you are making an anti-overgeneralization statement because Katrina didn’t manage to wipe out all of the inbreds in your state?
Okay.
Frat on.
14 years ago at 7:26 pm^^
14 years ago at 11:27 pmThis may be the best thing I’ve read on this site.
sorry mississippi, but none of you are the Joneses. You’re middle class at best.
14 years ago at 5:28 pmThis is a phrase for middle-class people.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUPRDnYwp74
14 years ago at 4:22 pmstay away from mommys kool-aid
14 years ago at 5:07 pm^You better capitalize Stay, make mommy a possessive noun, and put a period at the end of your sentence before you talk about stereotypes, or my mother.
14 years ago at 5:44 pmWhy the fuck does everyone always have to correct everyone’s grammar? This isn’t class, and you’re not being graded. I hate u.
14 years ago at 6:34 pmBecause saying “u” instead of “you” automatically tells me that you are a raging homosexual.
14 years ago at 6:38 pmthanks for the lesson, maybe if you had taken grammar this seriously in high school you would have escaped mississippi
14 years ago at 11:48 pmThank God for Pississippi.
14 years ago at 6:19 pmMine too, literally
14 years ago at 6:38 pmHaven’t I seen this one before?
14 years ago at 8:48 pmHey idiot, the Jones’ weren’t even southern. They were from New York and the phrase referred to Edith Wharton’s parents. So much for Mississippi “money”.
14 years ago at 10:31 pm