My biggest weakness is Southern Belles. My biggest strength is bringing them home. TFM.

  1. BrotherOmicron

    Southern Detroit has no belles. I have no doubt you bring them to your crack den in the projects

    13 years ago at 7:52 pm
    1. Fraternal__Reb

      I get it. North Carolina is Detroit and Detroit is Memphis. So what is Memphis?

      13 years ago at 11:35 pm
    2. Frattery

      I believe he’s referring to the fact that Oprah lives in Detroit, but it doesn’t really work seeing as how “Oprah Is A Dyke” in no way implies that the poster actually is Oprah.

      13 years ago at 2:45 am
    3. Frat Benatar

      Omicron, just start taking laps now and don’t stop until you forget about the website you fucking moron.

      13 years ago at 4:43 pm
  2. Roger Fraterer

    Oprah is a Dyke is either the biggest fratter of all-time, or the biggest douche bag living in a fantasy world.

    13 years ago at 8:00 pm
    1. traveller and lee

      America > Switzerland, Brooklyn Decker > any slam, therefore Andy Roddick>Roger “Fraterer”.

      13 years ago at 11:27 pm
    2. Bubba Watson

      not having fraternity houses, a football team, and living on a campus overrun by GDI surfers and skateboarders sure is fratty as hell

      13 years ago at 12:42 pm
    1. SouthernByGodsGrace

      I have to agree. This gentleman has a shitload of people asking so many questions about him in a jealous manner. That is FaF.

      13 years ago at 2:17 pm
  3. Shep and Ian

    I’m curious as fuck to know what fraternity Oprah is in, what college, and what he looks like.

    13 years ago at 9:59 pm
    1. DavidAllanBro

      Well, Oprah is indeed an African American female. She attended Tennessee State University, a historical black institution. There is no evidence of her being in a “fraternity” although I’m sure her and her “negra” friends found spare time to do “hood rat” things, such as: Drinking pimp juice, hangin with her hood rat pimps, or just straight up makin african babies. Other than that, for goodness sake, let’s eat some cake.

      13 years ago at 10:05 pm
    2. DavidAllanBro

      ^Haha that’s funny because you uploaded a picture of yourself onto this website, and made sure to get all of your gay little outfit into the picture. Looking twelve is NF.

      13 years ago at 10:36 pm
    3. Fraternal__Reb

      ^Thank you for the clarification. I was about to get angry, then I saw the words “gay little outfit” and “twelve” and put the pieces together.

      13 years ago at 10:47 pm