I believe in the redistribution of wealth. That's why I am going to give this to a stripper.

    1. ldfrench

      ^This guy shoves pizza crusts up his butthole to get back at his mom for grounding him.

      13 years ago at 8:09 pm
    1. BroReillyFactor

      Stealing a dragon statue from a playground because you justified it’s “yours’ due to the fact that you are a taxpayer.TFTC

      13 years ago at 7:36 am
  1. TotalKillerEpsilon

    As the American dream was for our forefathers, so it shall be for you.

    13 years ago at 5:23 pm
  2. Keynes is a GDI

    While you’re up in New York, go ahead and use a crop duster to spray anthrax all over the “occupy” retards.

    Thanks in advance.

    13 years ago at 6:02 pm
    1. Eighteen Fifty Five

      I couldn’t get my hands on any anthrax so I crop dusted em with my Krystal, beer, and coke farts.

      13 years ago at 6:07 pm
    2. Tallapoosa Snu

      be careful with those, they can tend to be… surprising.. all the better for those occupy hippies though.

      13 years ago at 6:54 pm
  3. Aristocratic man

    When you hand it to her try and jot down the joy and then the utter devestation when she reads the note.

    13 years ago at 6:11 pm
    1. ThadCastle

      Hey Oprah I think BROnard Ramsey over there wants to blow the shit out of you. Cover your drink.

      13 years ago at 8:52 am
    2. Hazing is Amazing

      I don’t care if strippers can read or even if they are working their way through college. They still aren’t real people

      13 years ago at 3:37 pm
    1. FratwallJackson

      I actually liked OX before I saw their posts on TFM. Now they just annoy the fuck out of me.

      13 years ago at 9:48 am
  4. TakeALap

    Thank you for your awesome caption. If it wasn’t for that, we wouldn’t have been able to tell what it said.

    13 years ago at 9:03 pm
    1. Fratman and Robin

      I think you missed the sarcasm…..he was laying it on pretty thick…..quickly run in an oval pattern.

      13 years ago at 7:04 pm
    2. TakeALap

      Swing and a fucking miss Mooney. It’s called sarcasm you socially awkward retard.

      13 years ago at 3:37 am
  5. ATOBroNDSU

    That is FaF!! Proud to be a 1%…oh wait we all are, except the GDI’s that try to post their shit life on there! nice post tho!

    13 years ago at 9:40 pm