No its cool, I’m just gonna awesome everyone in your state doesn’t have the brain power to work this one out. Maybe if you read it a few more times and try really REALLY hard, you might get it. See unlike in (whatever shit hole you were randomly conceived in that doesn’t provide plan B), we few gentlemen of the state of Missouri who have been raised as hard fratters, understand that this simple, yet very true statement, is an exact representation of the women that we surround ourselves with. We aren’t as liberal as Califronia, we aren’t as gung-ho as the south, and sure as hell aren’t as rich as the east: but by dammit we are right in the wonderful middle of this apple pie of a nation we live in. And every true blooded American knows not even the crust can beat that apple packed middle. Sure, we both can be proud to call our selves citizens of this great nation, and sure we both are the privileged few who have been initiated into fraternal bonds, and I don’t doubt one day we both will be that strong father to our beautiful families, but trust me young man you have a long way to go until I, or any Missourian, will call you a man.
Take a lap, and don’t stop ’til you’re ready for the big leagues, son.
Wrong wall.
14 years ago at 9:24 am^ this
14 years ago at 9:24 am^these make you look stupid.
correct wall, fratting til i die
dumb idiots…
14 years ago at 9:49 amHe just doesn’t understand that the subject of the sentence is sorority girls… Can’t hate a man for being illiterate.
14 years ago at 9:54 amInterviewing for sorority house chef FAF
14 years ago at 1:08 pm^Missing the reply button TFTC
14 years ago at 1:11 pmSubject or not, this is not a TFM
14 years ago at 11:54 amDid you get lost?
14 years ago at 9:27 amDid you quit rereading this after your 3rd attempt? Almost there buddy, just a few more read throughs and it’ll click
14 years ago at 3:55 pmdon’t Frat_Sajak, the proper amount of laps have been taken. my mistake.
14 years ago at 1:40 amApplying as a Burger King cook. FaF.
14 years ago at 9:34 amBurger King male prostitution rings are no laughing matter.
14 years ago at 9:35 amNeither are the onion rings.
14 years ago at 9:47 am^I think something just happened.
14 years ago at 9:54 amI saw what happened there, and I award you one point.
14 years ago at 10:52 amWOAH
14 years ago at 11:10 amHEY NOW
14 years ago at 3:56 pmYou’re an all star?
14 years ago at 1:41 amCooking meth?
14 years ago at 10:44 am^
14 years ago at 11:29 amCooking slams. TPatBatemanM
14 years ago at 3:51 pmOMG what a great TSM!!
14 years ago at 10:49 amTSM wall is the next tab
14 years ago at 10:56 amSounded like you were talking about McDonald’s
14 years ago at 12:01 pmSorry I know my place in society. It’s in a corner office with a view. Not in the kitchen like a woman.
14 years ago at 12:28 pmNo, you live in Wisconsin, your place in society is right next to God damned Canadians.
14 years ago at 2:01 pm^Sorry I don’t get my slams from the family morning.
14 years ago at 3:08 pmreunion*
14 years ago at 3:10 pm^No, but you do get your slams from the barn. Bestiality TFTC?
14 years ago at 3:57 pmI didn’t know they had office buildings in Wisconsin. Isn’t that state part of the other 99% of the country?
14 years ago at 9:34 pmWho let members of the alternative lifestyle fraternities post on here..?
14 years ago at 12:34 pmHere is another reason why Missouri sucks.
14 years ago at 3:08 pmNo its cool, I’m just gonna awesome everyone in your state doesn’t have the brain power to work this one out. Maybe if you read it a few more times and try really REALLY hard, you might get it. See unlike in (whatever shit hole you were randomly conceived in that doesn’t provide plan B), we few gentlemen of the state of Missouri who have been raised as hard fratters, understand that this simple, yet very true statement, is an exact representation of the women that we surround ourselves with. We aren’t as liberal as Califronia, we aren’t as gung-ho as the south, and sure as hell aren’t as rich as the east: but by dammit we are right in the wonderful middle of this apple pie of a nation we live in. And every true blooded American knows not even the crust can beat that apple packed middle. Sure, we both can be proud to call our selves citizens of this great nation, and sure we both are the privileged few who have been initiated into fraternal bonds, and I don’t doubt one day we both will be that strong father to our beautiful families, but trust me young man you have a long way to go until I, or any Missourian, will call you a man.
Take a lap, and don’t stop ’til you’re ready for the big leagues, son.
Frat on. God Bless the USA. Go Cards.
14 years ago at 4:14 pm^Addy much?
14 years ago at 9:08 pmFrat sajak, wtf are you talking about?
14 years ago at 8:29 amMotion for Frat_Sajak to shut the fuck up.
14 years ago at 9:26 amSo not only are you admitting to being average and middle class, but you’re actually proud of it? I’m guessing you’re on Wall Street this week…
14 years ago at 9:38 pm*that was to frat sajaks novel
14 years ago at 9:38 pmMediocrity. FAF. Take a lap Sajak
14 years ago at 4:33 pm