Frat on sir. If I’m at the bar, I prefer to do Johnny Red just so I don’t leave college with several thousand in alcohol debt from knocking back Black or Blue every weekend. Plus, that is always better saved for a special event like formal.
Well if you really want to hear a story, I am sitting at home alone right now and I am talking to a phone hotline. This girl sounds so sexy, but she kind of sounds like my mother. I don’t know if I should finish or not.
Immediately removing the straw from any drink. What am I, gay?
14 years ago at 11:36 amCorrect sir
14 years ago at 12:25 pmSo he is gay?
14 years ago at 2:45 pmIncredibly simple, yet a total TFM.
14 years ago at 11:52 amA total total frat move?
14 years ago at 11:58 amYou betcha.
14 years ago at 12:52 pm^funny comeback. Well done
14 years ago at 12:56 pmImmediately not getting a mixed drink.
14 years ago at 12:00 pmWhiskey on the rocks?
14 years ago at 12:08 pmTo clarify, Whiskey on the rocks instead?
14 years ago at 12:08 pmAlways.
14 years ago at 12:39 pmFrat on sir. If I’m at the bar, I prefer to do Johnny Red just so I don’t leave college with several thousand in alcohol debt from knocking back Black or Blue every weekend. Plus, that is always better saved for a special event like formal.
14 years ago at 12:47 pm^Any other mind blowing stories you’d like to share with the rest of us?
14 years ago at 12:48 pmWell if you really want to hear a story, I am sitting at home alone right now and I am talking to a phone hotline. This girl sounds so sexy, but she kind of sounds like my mother. I don’t know if I should finish or not.
14 years ago at 12:55 pm^You should definitely finish.
14 years ago at 12:57 pmThat’s what I was thinking. I’m already half way there, why should I stop now? That would be insulting to my mother.
14 years ago at 1:00 pmTrust me, your mother will appreciate it later.
14 years ago at 1:03 pm“I’ll have a skinny bitch and my boyfriend will have a chocolate martini, hold the straw on mine”
14 years ago at 12:38 pm^ I like what was done here
14 years ago at 5:10 pm“I’d like one appletini please, easy on the tini.”
14 years ago at 12:48 pmBeat me to it.
14 years ago at 1:26 pmTscrubsM
14 years ago at 8:44 pmGet back to work Nancy.
14 years ago at 6:50 amTEveryoneM. Weak
14 years ago at 2:14 pmForsooth.
14 years ago at 7:19 pmGotta go with the straw finger-tuck, way classier.
14 years ago at 7:17 pm